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Start:

Intro begins - Bart writes "No-one reads this anymore" of the blackboard.

Lisa plays "Baker Street" as she leaves the orchestra...

Couch Gag: Maggie, Lisa, Bart and Marge all sit on the couch, then Homer fals from above and crushes them all, then the couch falls to pieces.

Opening scene: Bart and Millhouse are peering out of the treehouse, wearing camouflage gear with painted faces. The camera pans down to the garden, where...

Homer is mowing the lawn and Santa's Little Helper is chasing him. Ned looks on from over the fence....

Marge walks into the garden carrying Maggie, who is sucking her dummy, of course.

"Now!" shouts Bart, and he and Millhouse jump down the tree, brandishing water pistols.

Bart and Milhouse aim for Homer, who ducks. Marge and Maggie are drenched instead.

Oh dearily me!

comments Ned

Bart mutters "uh-oh" under his breath. Marge yells "BART!!!"

Millhouse scrambles down the tree...

'See you later, Bart!'

Closely followed by Bart, both of them abandoning their water pistols. The slow down and walk into Springfield, stopping outside the Kwik-E-Mart.

Which falls down like a cardboard set...

"Cut!"

Krusty walks over to Bart and Milhouse, and says:

"You two kids aren't what we're looking for. NEXT!"

Bart and Milhouse are then thrown out onto the street...

BART: What was that all about?

The local Fire Department are testing the pressure on a nearyby fire hydrant and water is leaking into the gutter.

Bart looks at Millhouse...who looks back.

They run over to the water filled gutter and manage to refill their water pistols.............

*band music plays and the Springfield Annual Only Wear Clothes out of Paper Club marches down the street*

Bart and Milhouse spray all the people with their water pistols, causing their clothes to fall off. The people quickly realise and turn thelarge sign they were carrying over to say:

"Springfield Annual Naturist Marche"

*Meanwhile, homer is join his hammock*

MARGE: Homer, you can't lie in tha hammock all day...

HOMER: Hey, you're right! *gets up* I think I'll sit on the couch...

*sits watching TV*