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masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Started conversation Jul 18, 2003
has every one heard the good news? masturbation is good for you and helps prevent the development of prostate cancer, guys who ejaculate 5 or more times a week have a third of the chace of getting the cancer, so im in luck, i have a thirtieth, but if they change it around and it causes it...well then im f****d the whole story can be found at http://64.4.26.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=6380fbe6be9ab81292149866c59c7d22&lat=1058532052&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2e1to1Auto%2ecom%2fapps%2fredir%2easp%3flink%3dXbfaihcdCG%2cZcchjgecefEB%26oid%3dUcjjbCB%26iclitemid%3dXbehehfjDH%26tid%3dWbdjafbBJ damn thats a long link
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 18, 2003
Typical Aussies 
will say anything so they can have fun...........without guilt......
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Jul 18, 2003
did that link work? i dont think it did cause it was a link off my hotmail, this one should work http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 18, 2003
the first link worked
It made me laugh
which is a good thing
as an aussie, it is late here and I am going to bed
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Jul 18, 2003
im also in aussie, r u on the east coast? cause im on west and its only 9pm
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 18, 2003
I'm in qld Bundaberg and it is 11pm here
I have only had 10 hrs sleep in the last 48 hrs and I have had a few 
maybe talk later?
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Jul 18, 2003
yeah later, and dont forget to prevent prostate cancer
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 18, 2003
I'm not a bloke, so don't have a prostate !!!!!!!!
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Jul 18, 2003
oops, my mistake 
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
Researcher Eagle 1 Posted Jul 18, 2003
I think Australian cancer research deserves a round of applause, don't all of you?
*Applause*
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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Jul 18, 2003
A round of applause? Maybe a handshake would be more in order
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
The Groob Posted Jul 18, 2003
Sperm is full of protein apparently. The term 'symbiotic relationship' springs to mind, if you get my drift.
masturbation stops prostate cancer....im in the clear
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Jul 18, 2003
i dont think i will be shaking their hand any time soon if you get my drift
yeah ive hear one shot of sperm is equal to a whole bowl of lazanya or something
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jul 18, 2003
I knew there was a reason I like the aussies.
Mostly Harmless
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 29, 2003
so those who aren't aussies will have to settle with having more sex?
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- 11: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (Jul 18, 2003)
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