h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mines a bit odd.

Horseshoe game
Fold up chair
Box of my dads award plaques
Poster for cheering on my son's basketball team from 1 year ago
My sisters wedding dress (My sister got married in 1973)

One bin liner (empty).

Okay Dimples, I think yours wins the award.

Your sister's (33 year old) wedding dress?

I know it sometimes takes me a week or two to take things out of the car, but this?

I feel some sort of explanation is required!

Well its really disappointing, the explanation......The house I grew up in was sold and while cleaning it out I found my sisters wedding dress. I had a brilliant idea of, as a joke, shortening it and then sending it to my sister for her birthday in June. (The wedding was actually the best thing about the whole marriage which didn't last long). I have kept it in my car since September because I keep thinking that I'm going to drop it off at my mothers so that she can actually do the work.

Or.....maybe i should have just said that I roam the midwest of the US looking for naked brides in need of a gown.

If I was getting married around now I very likely would not want a dress that was fashionable in 1973!

Ha, i know this due to the fact my car went to the big scrap heap in the sky (well, beside the rail track anyway) last week, so I've had to empty, sort and reaload into new(er)car.

compreser
jump leads(been used several times on new car)
spare car battery(as above)
dog blanket
wooly hat scarf and gloves
sun shade thing for windows
ice scraper
de icer
map
kettle
tea bags
coffee
sugar
milk powder
and a large bag of chips which I realy must take out in the morning (the birds love 'em, waste not want not)