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Post 21

Fashion Cat

Actually.. thinking about it, I've never given the right number out to a random bloke. Id always try to not give any number, but if he *really* pressed, Id give a wrong one (and yep, it was the same wrong one time and time again).... Only once Ive met a guy a couple of times would I give him my number - when Ive been convinced that Id quite like having him calling me up at stupid times of the day and night!


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Post 22

Mu Beta

Never mind. Fancy an ergo? smiley - winkeye

smiley - alesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - redwine

B


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Post 23

egon

possibly down the sub?


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Post 24

Fashion Cat

I'll have an ergo. As long as its flaming... smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

Ferino

Well we could go for a few pints or shots since these are interchangeable. Depends on how you want the evening to progress, I suppose.
smiley - ill


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Post 26

Fashion Cat

If I was in the UK, tonight would be started with a number of Archers shots. smiley - drool I miss Archers...


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Post 27

Mu Beta

Bleah! smiley - yuk

You're in the land of a thousand lagers, and you miss Archers????

B


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Post 28

Fashion Cat

If I was a bloke, Id be loving it. The nicest thing Ive drunk out here beer/lager/ale wise is... guiness! smiley - winkeye

Nah, I'm just not much of a beer person really. sowwy...


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Post 29

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>



I AM in the uk...and I'm off for a pint of 'Old Spot'..easily the finest ale in the land! Have a good one....smiley - cheers


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Post 30

Ferino

Archers = smiley - ill

In fact, so are most shots in my book unless I've had plenty of pints before hand. Even then, it tends to be touch and go in the immediate aftermath...


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Post 31

egon

dugdog: "Old Spot"?

Is that alocal nickname for old speckled hen, or something entirely different?


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Post 32

Mu Beta

No, no. 'Old Spot' is a different ale altogether. Brewed somewhere in Yorkshire, I believe.

There really aren't enough women who drink pints any more. It's a sad trend, is what it is.

B


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Post 33

egon

we've got a few up here. Most of them seem to come from Yorkshire...


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Post 34

Fashion Cat

I think I cuold keep archers in business for years, even if no one else bought any! smiley - winkeye

Mind you, I do have a very sweet tooth, which accounts for a lot of the pleasures in my life - archers, chocolate, caramel...


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Post 35

Ferino

You can't beat a good pint, IMHO, especially if it's smiley - stout. I've recently learned to love it. smiley - cheers


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Post 36

Fashion Cat

I was talking to another researcher, and I had a smiley - stout while he had a glass of lovely red French wine. I'm very glad I did now! smiley - winkeye


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