A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.

Post 1

clzoomer- a bit woobly

So, what's with the sleeping all day and running around the bedroom all night?


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Post 2

Olinga

Why can't you poo in the toilet


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Post 3

Tabitca

how did you manage to come home covered in sewage yesterday so we had to bathe you 3 times???


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Post 4

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Why do you lick your......oh, nevermind.


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Post 5

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Can you hear me underwater?


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Post 6

Cloviscat

Do you vomit everywhere because of some problem, or is it just to p*ss me off?

What's with the eating grass and throwing up sort of thing?

What happens when you eat catmint?

Will you ever forgive me for having your balls chopped off?


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Post 7

Mina

What *exactly* do you eat that makes your farts smell so disgusting? I only ask so that I can STOP YOU EATING IT ANYMORE!!


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Post 8

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

How come you can pee in the toilet but you crap in my bedroom? Why do you headbutt the ironing board all the time? Why do you bark in my ear just when I'm dozing off?

smiley - ale


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Post 9

Teasswill

Why, just becasue we forgot to unlock the catflap did you c**p at the most inaccessible place underneath our nice new kitchen units.......


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Post 10

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

Do you sleep with that eye half open just to freak me out?


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Post 11

The Groob

Are you harder than the cat at number 23?


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Post 12

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

Do you think pretending not to understand me is fooling anyone? when your in the the right mood you do exactly as I tell you


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Post 13

The Groob

Do you really give a s**t about me, or am I just an extension of the tin opener?


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Post 14

esoteric epigram

so do you see me as an equal? a subortinate or an all powerful being?

ps. you CAN http://www.potty-cat.com/ext7.htm


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Post 15

Kaz

is there anything I can get you, oh great one


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Post 16

Teuchter

I'd like to ask next door's cat why he craps in my garden and not his own.


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Post 17

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I'd like to know why my older cat (14) walked out to the patio, looked at me through the glass door, scratched the floor, and calmly cr@pped on it, 2 feet from the litter box!


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Post 18

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Make up your mind, do you want to be indoors or outdoors? Then why are you staring wistfully at the door? And why did you make up your mind the last time at 3 am?!


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Post 19

Teasswill

Why do you come in through the cat flap & promptly ask to be let out of another door?


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Post 20

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

What's so much better about the bathroom water as opposed to the kitchen water?


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