h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got any favourite movie quotes?

I like:

"You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I ain't finished with you by damned sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your a*s"
(Pulp Fiction)

"oh baby im sooooooo talented"

mel brooks -blazing sadles

"Alright men, you know the drill. A*sholes and elbows! Now move out!"

or

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: Nope. Have you?

Both from Aliens, my all time favourite film.....of all time.

'I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum'

John Nada (Roddy Piper), They Live.

"Thy mother mated with a scorpion"

- Lawrence of Arabia

"Klaatu, Barada, ... ummm ... Necktie?" Army of Darkness

Sam Eagle: "Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight!"
Kermit: "Uh, I didn't say that."
Sam Eagle: "I was just paraphrasing."

(Muppet Treasure Island)



(blues, wasn't that line first said in the terminator?)

"If you're gonna spew, spew into this"

Wayne's World (as one of those small, paper, conical water cooler cups is offered).

I quote this far too often.

Njan, I think not - I know this because

a) I watched They Live less than a week ago
b) it is used at least once in *every* role-playing game under the sun. It's virtually an unwritten law that it will be used in every role-playing game under the sun...

"He can break wind at both ends simultaneous, which I'm willing to bet is more than any god can do"

Michael Caine in 'The Man Who Would be King'

"Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

Loki (Matt Damon) in Dogma.

Ok lets try that again

little bug out the IE i got

Wyatt Earp: [T]he law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!


Tombstone (c) 1993

Very nice line *grinz*

narrrator 'so when the cops came a'knockin he would have to fight for his life and the fetish he loved dirty sanchez will not be denied'
dirty sanchez: 'i will not be denied'


bikini bandits circa 1999

"It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms." Kind Hearts And Coronets, which is just chock full of good lines.

Aliens is a great movie for quotes.

"What are we supposed to use, man, bad language?"

"All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

Both a classic and downright sexy at the same time ...

"What are you going to do, spank me?"

As said by Thandie Newton in Mission Impossible 2 ...

Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need your steeknin' badgers!

(UHF)

Ok.. I'll take your word for it, blues.. just that the terminator came out in 1984, and that came out in 1988, afaik..

Frankly, Terminator doesn't have that much of a sense of humour...the only joke in it being Arnie's 'F**k you, a**eh**e' reponse to his landlord...

BLues is indeed correct, that's the quote I was gonna post.

Looks like being this instead:

"Nobody likes you, everybody hates you,
you're gonna lose... smile you f#ck!"

Bruce Willis as Joe Hallenbeck in The Last Boy Scout