h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nothing irrational about me mush. I find drowning them in bleach usually does the trick.

Being cruel to animals

I once had a super fly in the house. Took six blasts of Raid to kill it.

being called mush

Oooh, don't you love it when you put out slug pellets to kill snails and next morning there's just hundreds of pretty shells?

Christ on a bike! How many snails have you got in your garden?

Petty hate: Bin juice.

Taking the Lords name in vain

How do you know that's in vain, he might of liked an occasional peddle?

The bike seat certainly would of made a welcome change from a donkey.

People who try to ram their beleifs down other peoples' throats.

People who think said beleifs are a good enough reason for telling people what they can and can't do.

People knocking on my door trying to get me to change my internet service provider. If I wanted someone new, I'd get somone, I dont need some random person trying to force their product into my home.

And back to petty hates again, rather than big gnarly proper hates...

Mangoes - do they have to be that messy to eat, or indeed that difficult to spell in plural?

pocket fluff

sock fluff from your feet left on the floor of the shower

Forgetting to cut you toenails, and consequently making holes in your socks

or the linig of your shoes

Them's long toenails!

you're telling me

Feet in general

Buying new trainers. I just can't be bothered with the hassle

Cooking rice. Love the stuff - very rarely get it right. Usually just that bit too wet, but still burnt on the bottom of the pan. Ah well.

Zantic