h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's everyone's favorite paranoid android, so tell me, what's your favorite Marvin quote?

"....I just wanted someone to talk to....pathetic isn't it?"

Good one...aren't they all?

"...depressing, isn't it?"

"Life? Don't talk to me about Life!"

OR.....

""Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to "

"What do you think I'm doing in a car park dum-dum"!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side

Pardon me for breathing which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother oh God i'm so depressed"

"Don't think you have to take any notice of me, please!"

"Parking cars. what else does one do in a car park!?"

or

"I can see your not interested."

"Thanks to all this mucking about with time travel i'm now 36 times older than the universe itself!"

"Don't mention it. Oh. You didn't."

I use that myself (though not out loud) if people don't say thank you. Now that's really sad...

The people who aren't saying thanks are the sad ones...

"Seen it. It was rubbish!"

'The immodium P-38 space modulator! That creature has stolen it! Delays Delays.'

I'll get me hat...

On the Frogstar scout;

"What a depressingly stupid machine".

Eventually the rat crawled into my leg and died. I think it's still there...

I think it goes:
"The First million years were bad.
The next million years were worse.
The next few million years were the worst.
It all went in a downhill slide after that..."

J.J

More like:

"The first million years were the worst. And the next million years, they were the worst too. Didn't like the next million years at all. Things went downhill after that..."

I think.


Geggs

"That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting."