h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and completely erase it from existance...which film would it be?

I think I would start with Titanic. never seen it, never want to. The very fact of Celine Dion doing the old warbling for the soundtrack makes me happy in my ignorance.

Just one? "Crossroads" by Britney Spears. Ugh. Ugh. UGH.

Nah, not just one. Lots. There a number of Dean Cain films I would happily set light to. The specific titles escape me though...

I cannot *wait* to see "Crossroads"...should be hilarious!

In THAT case...

- Anything starring a 'pop' star. A'la Lance Bass, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears et al.

- Anything that is set in Australia or features an 'Australian' character, but is produced/directed/cast and/or written by an American (Crocodile Dundee, Crocodile Hunter and Kangaroo Jack, I'm looking at you, assheads)

- Hugh Grant. Yerg.

There's more, but soon I'll start frothing, and that's never pretty.

*ahem*

David Bowie starred in the film section of the "Twin Peaks" series. Not to mention "Labrinth"...he's a pop star in my eyes.

Jennifer Lopez has made some excellent films - "U-turn" being one of the best. Starred opposite Sean Penn, and was directed by Oliver Stone (Natural Born Killers dude).

Plenty of good films with pop stars in...

Any recent teen-flick or romantic comedy should be put out of its misery. More specifically: Save the Last Dance, Coyote Ugly, Runaway Bride, and their ilk.

Labrynth, however, is an excellent movie.

I really want to see "Get over it" now that they showed me the dog-humping-the-basketball scene in the trailer for Sky Premier...

I'd also like to throw in "American Psycho"...utter tosh.

The last two Star Trek films.

Any Star Trek film. It should stay in TV form and TV form only.

Also, Star Wars. All of them. Every bit. All the merchandise. Even the lightsabers. Nothing but trouble.

Grease. Pure evil. Should go up quite well given its name...

Leave Star Wars alone. Harmless it is.

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Oh. I forgot Yoda. Ok. Star Wars. Stay, it shall do.

Dirty Dancing.

Oh, and any Bruce Willis sction movie.

Wait. ALL action movies. And Arnold Swartnneefbbewibgjiger...

Star Wars 4 and 5 are fine. The other ones need to go into the fire. (well, maybe not the plot for 6 as it's necessary for finality).

And some of the Treks were great - namely 4. "Colorful metaphors" - but that's another forum.

american psycho is wicked.

Mario Brothers - the movie.. BUURRRRN!!!

It still saddens me that we paid money to see that movie

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You know, I was just at the video store this evening and they had American Psycho II there...*shudders* I didn't mind the first, but a sequel?

The 70's cartoon Lord of the Rings. Expunge it from the planet!

ahhh, I think it's quite cute

Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

A film without redeeming features of ANY kind.

KerrAvon, I worry about you somtimes. It sucks. It's about as cute as toenail clippings!

I actually watched Crossroads. I'm not saying Spears is a good actor, but I've certainly seen other popstars do a lot worse. Bad movie though.

I'd say burn the Tom Green movie Freddy Got Fingered. Worst movie of the decade I'd say.