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Kissing by numbers
Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Started conversation Dec 20, 2002
As it is the mistletoe season, anyone care to describe how thier perfect kiss would go, using an ingenius number system I just thought up.
Pick the desired body part you would like kissed.
Pick the type of kiss you would like there.
Body Parts.
A. Lips
B. Cheeks
C. Neck
D. Shoulders
E. Breasts/Chest
F. Nipples
G. belly
H. Back
I. Bum
J. genitals
K. Legs
L. Feet
M. Fingers
N. Toes
(feel free to add any I've missed.)
Type of kiss
1.Peck
2.Lick
3.Suck
4.Bite
5.smooch
6.nibble
7.Tongue gyration
8.Hard
9.gentle
10.engulfment!
So a quick peck on the cheek, followed by a toe suck would be B1,N3.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 20, 2002
Sorry to be so obvious, but
[A B C D E F G H I J K L M N] x [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10]
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 20, 2002
Now if only there were more options on the alphabet list, I'd be able to translate my postcode into kisses 
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Dec 20, 2002
O ears
P earlobes
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Dec 20, 2002
Ew, this could lead to lots of obscure links to H2g2 entries couldn't it lol.
Perhaps I should have put the numbers first.
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Dec 20, 2002
Just boredom 
Was imagining kissing my good wife, and looking for some inspiration
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 20, 2002
That'll please her if she reads it 'I was looking on the internet for some inspiration to kiss you'. Hide the knives when you get back
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Dec 20, 2002
Hopefully the result will justify the means.
I did actually write this as an email wish list just for her, but thought it might make an interesting thread here too.
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Madent Posted Dec 20, 2002
A. Lips
B. Cheeks
C. Neck
D. Shoulders
E. Breasts/Chest
F. Nipples
G. belly
H. Back
I. Bum
J. genitals
K. Legs
L. Feet
M. Fingers
N. Toes
Perhaps the following addtions?
O. Eyelids
P. Ears
Q. Forehead
R. Underarm (but only after bathing )
S. Arms
T. Back of knee
U. Inside thigh
V. Wrist
W. Ankle (particularly the tendon)
X. Palm
Y. Perineum
Z. Any particular erogenous zone of your partner
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 20, 2002
a5 f3 
I think 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 20, 2002
Hmm, n3 a5
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Dec 20, 2002
Salt and Vinegar?
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 20, 2002
You could also apply this to a game of chess ... what an interesting game that would become ...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Dec 20, 2002
*Genitals* definitly needs to be broken down into sub-categories. Also the sensitive roof of the mouth could be 2ed and 7ed! And how could we forget the ever popular tongue lapping! *wait a minute, I may have to go off line for a minute...or ten*
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Kissing by numbers
- 1: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Dec 20, 2002)
- 2: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Dec 20, 2002)
- 3: Gnomon - time to move on (Dec 20, 2002)
- 4: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 20, 2002)
- 5: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Dec 20, 2002)
- 6: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Dec 20, 2002)
- 7: creachy (Dec 20, 2002)
- 8: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Dec 20, 2002)
- 9: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 20, 2002)
- 10: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Dec 20, 2002)
- 11: Madent (Dec 20, 2002)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 20, 2002)
- 13: Saturnine (Dec 20, 2002)
- 14: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 20, 2002)
- 15: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Dec 20, 2002)
- 16: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 20, 2002)
- 17: Wampus (Dec 20, 2002)
- 18: The Guy With The Brown Hat (Dec 20, 2002)
- 19: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Dec 20, 2002)
- 20: Saturnine (Dec 20, 2002)
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