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Y'know Orcus, you really should have taken out a new h2g2 ID, called it 'Dave', and then made that first posting

*giggles*

I wonder if he went to that meeting this morning?

He must have had a terrible

Aww, anonymity removes all the fun.

Besides, this has been roundly ignored all day, which just goes to show how perfect Roymondo is

Perfect! .. I'll say!!

'chokes'

Well! He does come from Fannit, Dontcha know? That's where the best people come from!!!!

This Romford boy might take issue wiv you on that one matey

Well, there's only a small strip of water seperating us, I guess!

No! no! no! That's France!!!!

Hello.

Cooee Roymondo

Hi Dai.

I'm sure everybody will be pleased to know that the meeting went fine, though I've no idea how - I had a *stinker* of a hangover.

I am perfect, I just pretend not to be so everybody else feels better about themselves.

Well, I spent a long time hoping the perfect man would turn up, looks like I was looking too hard

Oh lordy... where to start

Not on Roymondo, hes my perfect man now, I lay claim! *rummages about* Ah *stamps a mark on him saying "property of Bulletproof cupid* There

DUH! he plays the banjo.

Ahem. Mr Pot, have a word with Mr Kettle.

Do you think somebody's managed to miss my, erm, direction?

Bobtagnut, I'm fed up of the , but it's just too appropriate.

and.......your problem is ????

Just cuz you can't for a while (you're jealous are'nt you?)