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Masturbation don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Jay and Silent Bob Started conversation May 15, 2002
THis is deticatied to the art of playing with one's self and why it is so commonly used. please join and have fun.
Legible English grammar don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 15, 2002
Legible English grammar don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Researcher 177704 Posted May 15, 2002
Foreign monarchs don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
F F Churchton Posted May 16, 2002
Ah, got nothing to say!!
Foreign monarchs don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Lt. Tarrandia (of the CGE) Posted May 16, 2002
Its not an art form, its more of an act of human nature, and fun may I add before getting kicked out of here before writing anywhere else!!
Foreign monarchs don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Kaz Posted May 16, 2002
The act is a private thing and most of us will not wish to discuss it in a forum such as this, I assume so anyway! If it was part of a serious conversation then things might be different.
Foreign monarchs don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Ouzo Posted May 16, 2002
I don´t even understand the topic....
194376 ( me foreign, me no good speak englisch)
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Dorothy Outta Kansas Posted May 16, 2002
I enjoy it! So does my husband!
x x Fenny (UT)
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Tefkat Posted May 16, 2002
Mmm. Doesn't everyone?
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Captain Kebab Posted May 16, 2002
Was it Woody Allen (or one of his characters) who called masturbation having sex with someone you love? It's the sort of thing he'd say. 
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
the autist formerly known as flinch Posted May 17, 2002
It's not always so private either...
It's sad to admit, but until i met my current partner, i'd never got the hang of it, never learnt to enjoy it or get it to work solo or otherwise, not until very recently.
Ariving late on the scene, i can't say i'm that fussed really.
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 17, 2002
Masturbation? Waste of f******g time 
Morning frigates don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Tefkat Posted May 17, 2002
Morning Galleons don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
F F Churchton Posted May 18, 2002
This here, place aint big enough for two Fenchurchs!!!
Moaning Stallions don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
Dorothy Outta Kansas Posted May 18, 2002
Why not? The more the merrier!
Anyway, if the other Fenchurch is "Fenny Reh Craeser", that's me; and if it's not, there are three Fenchurches having fun!
x x Fenny (number one and two spreading UT wherever we post!)
Moaning Stallions don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
F F Churchton Posted May 20, 2002
Which number am I, I should be one because my name is closer to the real deal than yours. (probably)!!!
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Masturbation don't know how to take it, Havin' fun don't learning how to fake it
- 1: Jay and Silent Bob (May 15, 2002)
- 2: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 15, 2002)
- 3: Researcher 177704 (May 15, 2002)
- 4: F F Churchton (May 16, 2002)
- 5: Lt. Tarrandia (of the CGE) (May 16, 2002)
- 6: Kaz (May 16, 2002)
- 7: Ouzo (May 16, 2002)
- 8: Dorothy Outta Kansas (May 16, 2002)
- 9: Tefkat (May 16, 2002)
- 10: Captain Kebab (May 16, 2002)
- 11: the autist formerly known as flinch (May 17, 2002)
- 12: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 17, 2002)
- 13: Tefkat (May 17, 2002)
- 14: F F Churchton (May 18, 2002)
- 15: Dorothy Outta Kansas (May 18, 2002)
- 16: F F Churchton (May 20, 2002)
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