h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont know if this has been discussed here b4 but i really hate mondays. i had a boring weekend watching my boyfriend and his uncle tile the bathroom!

please some one tell me some thing to cheer me up

First, you should join the Thingites. Our word for M****y is Sodit. Much more appropriate I'm sure you'll agree.

If it's any consolationI spent a large part of Dontbry (Su***Y)
tying the toilet cistern back together with string. It was my Dads final idea after he spent all of Dobry(Sa***Y) with the toilet in bits on the bathroom floor.

FABT

how did the cistern break ?

i won a million and u can have 100,000 pounds of it....

if ypu give it to me i will pay you to be my slave !!

well i had a good weekend..went boozin on friday...saturaday saw friends...sonday watched film ...called long time dead ...it was okay and had a few decent frights in it.....cant wait for 5pm tonight!

Hi. Could I join the Thingites?

so what jobs would i be doing as your slave cherrylips??

Hi Richard the Third. I am Cybercat. How are you? How long have you been on H2G2 cause you`ll love it here its great and there are loads of nice people here too, like Cherrylips(who you are talking to), Raggaza, Mystikal D, easilyPb and me + loads of others Dr Munchkin too.

I can't help feeling there's some misplaced hate here. If I had a lousy weekend, I wouldn't hate Monday (or Sodit, if you prefer). My hate would be directed at whoever or whatever had made me waste my weekend. Monday is only a problem if you go back to work after a wasted weekend, or if you feel that it has put a premature end to your fun.

I completely agree

hi cybercat...im new to this..its good...well what did u do this weekend??

I thought you were. I had an alright weekend. Finished eating my birthday cake from Friday. Have some . I was working mostly but when I got home I watched my Indiana Jones box set.

birthday hey??what did u do and what did u get....im 30 on feb 14....

Hi Cybercat
how r u ?

Is your Indiana Jones box set on dvd ? As ive been looking for it.

I`m afraid not. Its on video. I`m not as advanced as you.

.... takes some *mmmm* good !
My birthday is on feb 14th as well !!

Why did you watch them tile the floor then? There was a lot of better things you could have done if you weren't at work. Or you could have given them a hand.

well that cake was good!!so what are the plans for your birthday cherrylips?? i think i will start spending some of my 900 thousand pound lottery money thats left!

What and break a nail !!!

I was feeling misrable so it put me in a bad mood. they were busy and ther was no one to go out with or visit