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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 28, 2003
back!
*thinks what she learnt at brownies and all of those St Georges day parades around TEsco car park about the saint (we won best pack when I was chief sixer 
anyway)*
Um
23rd of April - St Georges day
He's saint of England
Killed a dragon or summat....?
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Laura Posted Apr 28, 2003
You see the trouble I've been having? 
The stories are all different, so I think I'm going to give up and tell both the more popular ones - the matyr and the dragon ones.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 28, 2003
good plan
I really should learn that French.
Nah.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 28, 2003
But I've still gtg - so see you later
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 28, 2003
Back! Hope your brownies had fun
Will learn french soon
Maybe play MOnkey Island first
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 28, 2003
Despite the postings upthread, *today* (April 28th) is St. George's Day this year! This is because no Saint's day is allowed to fall within 7 days of Easter Sunday; if one does, as happened this year, it is moved to the Monday following Easter week.
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dastard Posted Apr 28, 2003
It is impossible for humans to lick their elbows.
75% of humans will try to
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
3/5 of people can't do fractions...
and 49% of statistics are made up on the spot
Also, womens and mens shirts button up in different ways - WHY??????
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
3/5 of people can't do fractions...
and 49% of statistics are made up on the spot
Also, womens and mens shirts button up in different ways - WHY??????
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Apr 29, 2003
That would have been better if it were "5/3 of people..."
I don't understand the buttons thing - zips are the same. Strange.
The average number of legs per person in the UK is less than 2.
Liam.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Apr 29, 2003
I forgot a after the first line - didn't mean to sound so condescending 
Liam.
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dasilva Posted Apr 29, 2003
The buttons thing is so that a man can unbutton his tunic with his left hand whilst drawing the sword it was hiding on his left hand side with his right hand
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Apr 29, 2003
But it's easy to unbotton with either hand (just tried )
Liam.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
oh right!
(i meant 5/3 i just can't type )
Up until a week or so ago i didnt know what eyebrows were for...
Um
The pilgrims in America never wore big black hats with buckles on.
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dasilva Posted Apr 29, 2003
But, assuming you're right handed, if you're unbuttoning your tunic with it you're not ready to draw your sword...
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 29, 2003
That sword thing - thats the same reason why spiral staircases always go the same way in castles - so that the attacks couldn't swing the swords as they came up the stairs... right? 
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Apr 29, 2003
Indeedy
Liam.
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