h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*SG-6's Barracks, more or less an ordinary barrack bunks lockers etc
MAjor Khamsin has his own small room*

*Major Khamsin enters and sits on a chair and surveys his team*

*Walter's voice comes over the squawk box*

SG-6, report to the Gate Room immediately! You are required for a search and rescue mission. I repeat- SG-6, report to the Gate Room immediately!

Alright team, lets get moving

*THey jump to attention, grab their things and all run out*

*major Khamsin enters, sits on his bed and slowly undresses*

I hate being out of the action

*he sighs, turns off th lights and slips off to a dreamless sleep*

*he groans as he can't sleep any longer, he gets up, and gently puts on some sportish gear and leaves the room*

*makes his way into his office just by the barracks*

*he pours 2 s and sits at the desk*

*walks in having followed him*

So Major, do i have to supervise you till you heal?

yes definately, if you don't, I'm likely to injure myself more

So would you like a drink?

I suppose you can perswade me to have one yes

injure yourself more? it sounds like your going to be permenantly in and out of my medical wing major

*passes her a and picks his own up*

A toast to many times yet to come in the medical wing

*downs the *

wouldnt you prefer good health major?

*downs the *

but if I'm in good health then I have no reason to see you *laughs and pours another drink*

would you like some more?

I think one is quite enough major,
any more risks inhibition of the sences

and why would you be so eager to spend time with a dowdy old medic?

are you sure? *he downs another*

I can't say why without a court marshal doctor

er... yes yes i think so

that bad then?

okay I'll put it away then

*slips the bottle into the filling cabinet*

Well lets just say if you weren't from work... *coughs*

Oh...
Major I had no idea...

then why do you keep coming to see me then Doctor?

you are a stuborn man in need of medical attention...
do you think it were anything more?