h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! Go Moby!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
This is FUN,FUN,FUN!!! Look at Wowbagger!! I have never seen THAT
done on a surfboard before!!
shazzPRME

Looks like you're having a whale of a time! Did you both have a good Christmas?

what is the proper attire for this event? Tan or shocking whitey-white-white?

I think I'll go for the tan. *I can dream*

I'll have to settle for the fake tan version. The mean dermatologist has banned me from sunbathing after I had a melignant melanoma removed! (Yet another avenue of pleasurable persuits cut off - OUCH!)
So, pass the water-proof SP25 please. Any volunteers to do my back?
Don't all run away now.......Oi! I said don't run away......Hey, guys???? Hello? I wonder if the whale will help if I give her some chocolate fishies.......

Gwennie wanders off with bottle of SP25 and her air bed.

well, I can't tan at all, so consider yourself lucky!

Just a health and saftey question. I take it this whale is firmly secured in some planet,s atmosphere and ocean somewhere and not about to plumment several miles to anything big and round, and groundlike?Cause if it is count me in for the party.

As for attire I'm as pastey as the rest of you, it's hard to tan up here in winter.

*Demon Drawer attaches aqua lung and attaches line to whale's back, not hurting it of course*

Ooops I meant plummet of course, not plumment.

Nope, it's safely swimming in water, but I can't vouche for the presence or none of flower pots in it's belly.

Hi Peta! Nice of you to join us. Xmas was, New Years was.. So now I suppose we look forward to Groundhog day and then Valentines and...

Yes - Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone. Took me a while to find where you'd gone - I was only gone for a minute, and then all I could see was a strange whale-shaped thing floating away... but now I'm back (after some frantic swimming).

Hmmm... *pulls on some swimming gear, that seems to have appeared from nowhere*
Ahh - much better. Never swim naked by a whale - it's just one of the rules of life


Req

*Bumblebee wades ashore, turning and waives to frolicing dolphin*
Thanks for the ride! Sorry that I called you a fish! Bye!

Hey wait a minute, this isn't the beach, it's another big fi..mammel!
Hi everyone, I'm back

-B-

It's got a nice built in geyser don't you think? You don't et many of those to the average beach.

*waves distractedly* Hey Bee, Req! Nice you could make it on board! *continues pondering small hole in surface of vessel*

*ploooooooooooooosh!* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!! *splashes around at the top of suddenly appearing fountain*

Yep! I'll definitely send postcards to Mewtwo! [takes out camera, gets blown overboard by the "geiser," and accidentally snaps as he falls into the water] Oooooops!

I think I got Gwennie. Last shot on the roll of film, too.

Well done YK We need all the pics we can get! I just LOVE this...warm water,inbuilt shower...and a generous supply of Monsy's vodka fishes to keep us bouyant! Anyone for a quick game of I spy?
shazzPRME

I'm drunk, naked and clinging desperately to the back of a whale called Velma (who btw is clearly drunk on Monsy's fishies) and YOU want to play I Spy?

*shrugs* Ok.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning wiiiiiiiiiith.... 'c'.

*looks about a bit confused as she seems to of found herself suddenly transported back to the whale*
ermmmm....ummmmm.....hey!!! where'd all my vodka filled chocolate fishies go???!!!
i had a whole basket of them a moment ago.......
monsy

Is it Crustacian cause something has just nipped my toes.