h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I steal the boat and win rank in the EAoH2G2. Hahahahahahaha.

You do realise that the MotMV and the EA are allied, yes? and that this ship belongs to <;>< who left following the exile of the great godben, don't you? and that stealing it could make you highly unpopular amongst members of both the MotMV and the EA?

I personally think it's a laugh. As previously mentioned, the ship belongs to Fish's Freak who is not around to change the page. Therefore the only way the ship can be stolen is by claiming that it has been (like how I stole general plotting).

It's not like he literally wrote in big letters on the top of the screen "I stole the pirate ship, yar!"

I foresee nothing but candy and rainbows to come from this. Cassandra I ain't.

Hah!

*shoots EC*

Ya didn't foresee that! Now, get orff moy ship!!!!!!!!!!





*shoots EC again*

How unlucky. You missed him. Twice.

No I didn't, see?

*pokes finger in bullet holes*

I can demonstrate the principal on you if you like

Oh, you punctured my prosthetic torso... Sad I am.

What? Did you really expect that I just regrew all those various life-threatening injuries you subjected me too?

Why don't you take some http://bocaj-claw.deviantart.com to relax.

*hits TB falsename with BBQ'd frog from another thread*

So if the ships been stolen, does that mean that crew members are hostages? Cause I can scream real good.

Silence, or we won't have our ways with you!

i warn you allmighty hostage holding person, i WILL scream bloody murder!!!!!!!!! i can scream really loud and i will alert the authorities...like the police fish! they will get you and all your hostage holding ppl!

I refuse to hold her if she's screaming. Therefore we won't be HOLDING them hostage, we'll just have them AS hostages!!! Clever thinking, yes?

How about we just make them walk the plank? Or we can do the Bounty way and send them off in a launch. Either way, much less work.

http://www.nationstates.net/pirate_core I have a nation state now. We need a EA one though, so we can dossier off each other muwahaha. I agree, the less work the better

There was an EA one but I got tired of it. Pirate Captain Black, tend to your prisoners. High Grand Overlord Admiral Claw will be in his quarters napping.

plants prisoners in loamy soil and waters them jauntily, singing *fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, drink and the devil had done for the rest...* et. al

Hey he is not the pirate captain of this vessel. Here, let me demonstrate

*hits EC on the head with a 2x4*

See?

That doesn't demonstrate that you're the captain! That just demonstrates that you can give me a concussion! Besides, wouldn't you rather have a Vice-Admirality?

You'd put me in charge of drugs and prostitution?

*Steps out of Officers Quarters, stretching*

Jeez, what time is it?


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Oh hi EC. You guys playing takeover?
That's nice dear.

I'll be in the galley making tea, if you want some.


*Strolls off*