h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not me no I'm just here to watch and egg it on. Not enough chaos around lately I think.

Huh? Yeah, whatever you say TB. Suds and normalization.

Well you said something about being admiral incharge of vice

No, I said you'd be playing second fiddle to a magic eight ball.

*dresses up as Blackbeard* nows the point when I, quote, "give a speech says [i'm] taking control of the ship as it's a danger to health, women, shipping or anything [i] want to say, sail it into a port, Pillage (and other stuff [researcher 190551] can't mention here <shh&gt and blame it on MOTMV"

What, takeover?

We have commandeered this vessel, with the sole intention of incorporating it into the Evil Army - Navy wing with myself as Pirate Captain, and TB Falsename as Vice Admiral under Mr. 8. Any complaints about this must be lodged within the next five hours from this post, and will be dealt with accordingly. No complaints lodged after that time frame will count in the final decision.

The secondary intention was to cause trouble

... I get bored so easily... so very, very easily

*Returns from the galley with a broom and some *

Oooh, trouble and chaos! Fun!!

I can do the Confusion Dance(TM). Can I do the Confusion Dance(TM)? Can I? Can I?



Wait, why am I asking that? I'm the leutenant...

Well, *examines what's left of her after all the jumping around excitedly* I guess later.


Right now, I wish to register a complaint.
*Turns to Navigatorblack* You! Miss!

Wait a minute! TB said that he was the lieutenant! I refuse to listen to you until you provide some kind of proof! Proof I say!

That is true EC. What is also true is that I am male, therefore not A miss, and I am quite a good shot with the antique .22's the NZCF are using, so I doubt that I would miss you when I shot, so your complaint is null and void and therefore the EA is in charge of the ship. QED.

Actually the correct response would have been "here, what do you mean miss?" To which she would have replied "Oh I'm sorry I have a cold".

Your failiure to comprehend such basic and fundamental concept negates any claim you may have made against the ship and further to this prohibits any future claims and declairs them null and void.

Yar. You would have been a good navy commander you would. Such a shame, such a waste.

Beautiful plumage.

The plumage don't enter into into it, it [His claim] is stone dead.

It's not dead! It's just resting!

It's not resting, it is dead

No, no sir, it's not dead! It's resting! Remarkable argument the NavigatorBlack's, beautiful plumage innit?

Ok, if it's resting I'l wake it up.

HELLO MR NAVIGATORBLACK'S-CLAIM-ON-THE-MOTMV-PIRATE-SHIP! I'VE GOT A NICE FRESH VILIDATION FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP!!!




PS did you ever see FP77780?thread=144557&post=4137509#p4265377 ?

<sorry, that should be http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/FP77780?thread=144557&post=4137509#p4265377 >

There! It made logical sense!

No it didn't, that was you rationalising after the fact!