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That broom looks more comfortable than this one. Do you want to swap?

Well I'm done with it now, sir - you can take it if you want to.

*Gets back to mopping the floor*

*Leans on both brooms.*
That mop looks more comfortable than ehither of these brooms

*Finishes cleaning up*

If you'll excuse me Mr. Vestie, I think I need to get back to my usual work. Do you want anything else sir?

No, no. You just get on with what you have to do.
*Waits to see where the mop is stored*

*Puts the mop back where she found it and gets back to the bar*

*watches intently and heads for the mop*
This'll do.
*puts down brush to take up mop. Realises that the brush handle is the right length and the mop is a bit too short. Takes saw and saws the end off the brush to make them the same length. Realises that they are now both uncomfortable and sticky tapes the cut off end to the mop handle. End falls off. Ties it on.*

That's better!

[after about four months heres the link to my lovely new room F1806957?thread=513697&post=6025211#p6025211 ]

Garrett: *hands Vestboy a staff the length of the mop handle* Here. Want that? *hands to Vestboy so he will take the staff*

*Takes takes staff. Leans on .*

*goes to Vestie and s him*

Morning hun, I'm back

Hi sweetie. Where have you been?
Here lean on a broom handle.
*hands over broom handle*

*takes the broomhandle*

Thanks

RL ambushed me

You point out who it was and I'll... I'll... give them a broom handle.

Drama colleges

*walks in*

hello? can I book a room here?

Og course, how many s are you prepared to pay?

only 1 ... What can I get for that??

Well, you can sleep under my reception desk if you like

hhhhmmmm....ok!