h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, the money thing you could figure out later with Ms. Footbacon, who's the manager, or with Mr. Baryonic who deals with all kinds of money things around here. I'll get your room ready in a minute.

Here's your key sir: F1767053?thread=501279&post=5940293#p5940293

*Picks up Wordsmith Mike's luggage and takes it to the room*

*precariously perched atop luggage being carried by Lady P*
Is this lot too heavy. Here pass me that small bag up and I'll carry it.

Hello all,

I would like to Book a room...

hopefully one with a balcony..?

is there a brochure that you can direct me to, so I can see what facilities are available here?

Oh...since I am a big cat, it needs to be a little roomy...

Do you have elevator access for my three pink rhinos?

Black Cheetah -

There's a brochure right on the main page sir - there you are: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A2411191#back1

Ahhhh..

then here you go my twelve cents....
I'll take the large suit....
if accomodations for the rhinos cannot be made at higher up... ground floor would do....

thank you...

it was nice doing business....

black cheetah -

wait that was supposed to be

I don't think the rhynos will be a problem sir, as long as they take the lift one by one of course.
You can open a thread for your room if you want to (or I could do this for you if you so prefer).

Thank you Lady Pennywhistle...

I'll let you do the honor....

Black Cheetah -

Well sir, here's your key: F1767053?thread=506033

*Takes Black Cheetah's luggage to his room*

Will the rhynos find their own way?

Don't know how those y's got there... make that rhinos.

Helloo!!!
I want one single room with terrace

That'd be please ma'am - and then if you want to you can start a thread for your room.

OK. it is for room,and for service.One more question how i can start a thread for my room?I shall do that tomorow but,i just want to know.

*leaning on broom which hasn't moved in about a week*
There seems to be a rush.
Oh, and by the way I'm not cleaning up after the animals - I'm the social secretary.

Oh don't worry sir, I'll take care of that... could I just have this broom please?

What will I lean on then?

I don't know...
I suppose I could go look for another broom.

Well you'd better hurry up the animal sh.. the, er animal drop... the animal discard is beginning to sink into the wooden floor.

Yes sir.

*Finds another broom and cleans up*