h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sticks two posters on the notice board*


JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY TRAIL AND FIND GREEH A699924

DETOX YOURSELF AT CALS ALIEN HEALTH FARM A2920015

*Struggles in past the posters with a giant book bag on her back and rings the bell*

*waits a couple minutes...*

*gets comfortable and begins to set up the tent*

Hi Yuvi! Can I help?

*grumbles about never being online when a customer arrives*

Do you need anything carrying?

yes thanks I have two large cabinets over there

*points to the edge of reception*

*explains*

For my work

*after camping out over the weekend goes behind the counter and gets the keys to her old room*

*packs up and heads out*

*Walks back in after almost three months away, looking tan, happy and tired. Reception is deserted, and she goes behind the desk to look for the key to her room. Can't find the key and for a second gets a bit nervous, until she remembers she left the room unlocked and the key is probably still there*

*Leaves a note on the desk:


Hi, I'm back! Had a great summer, hope you did too.
I'll get back to work soon, so I'll probably see you there. In the meanwhile I'll be in my room.
- Lady Pennywhistle


and then walks off to her room*

Lady P! Someone has learned to forge her handwriting and has left a message on the desk.
*Takes out large magnifying glass and examines paper.*
This is a very fine magnifying glass I can even see the DNA.
*Checks DNA stains on vest and decides it is authentic Lady P DNA.*
THis isn't a forgery! She's back! I must go and give her a warm shake of the hand.
*Practices shaking hands with himself until he can't remember which hand you are meant to hold out.*

Yael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Garrett: *leaves on desk; takes key for a simple suite and leaves the reception area*

Side note: If you're wondering, he's carrying Coren.
If you're wondering why, go look in the bar and ask around.

Garrett: That was not necessary.

Have you got anythign light you'd like me to carry your worship?

Hellooooooooo

Any rooms for tonight, I missed the Jolly Green Giant in the Labrinth (Labrynth) today ?

*Hurries over from the bar*

Ah well, no other staff are around so I guess I should do this... what kind of room would you like sir?

Esty: Who's 'your worship'?

Oh the normal, thanks

30 feet long, 20 feet wide, with a single sleeping pool.

Don't forget, ground floor - don't want the the floor to give way again.

Yes sir... I think a large suite or a master suite should be closest to what you require. A large suite is , a master suite ; would you like me to open a thread for your room?

I am no master, a large suite would be sufficient - do you accept HULK ?, or is it cash only ?

A fine thread would be most welcome luv.