h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Terranic Army, under the leadership of Terran, has invaded the Evil Army of H2G2 and her ally the MotMV. Fighting is currently occuring at the invasion point on the EA base, the Evil Tearoom, and the MotMV tearoom. all EA soldiers should report to the battlefield to defend the base.
Invasion point: 707?thread=707576" >F1742576?thread=4013997&latest=1
Evil Tearoom: 733?thread=733576" >F1742576?thread=440906&latest=1
MotMV Tearoom: 759?thread=7599589" >F3029589?thread=654767&latest=1

For Destiny Dictates, So We Follow!

Commander SuperMoo
Second In Command and Weapons Expert of the Evil Army of H2G2

The Evil Army is a she?!

in the same way that a boat is...or a nation...

Ah. Fair enough.

Aaah, man. They have bad timing. I will have to be there in spirit I guess.

A FIGHT!!!!!!

Indeed Kitush. Take your regulation pike and atomic warhead and get ready to make like a rumble!

to make like a rumble?

whassat?

Unfortunately it'll have to wait til tonight I'm at work, and me fighting for the EA against the Terranic Army may not look so good...

Stuff going on? I was friends with the first Terran, something or other field Marshal but he's been gone for awhile.
Hop to!
Okay, so what's the game plan?

Well I sugest not telling you anything which may prejudice your views about who dastardly the dastardly dastards posing as the TA are

Either way, right now I'm styaving a nosebleed TB. Boy oh boy, how glad
I am that it isn't in an anime convention. Oh man, what if I got attacked by fangirls?

Did anybody tell Supermoo about the idea I had for an Fire Arrow Repelling Tyranodon?
Or what was it... the Super Inflammible Liquid Lizard yo-yo?
*Is more confused by the end of it*

We´re going to fight, huh?

Indeed. No-one invades the Evil Army and gets away with it other than Latveria.

Guyses, I suggest a counter-invasion. We'll flood their market with cheap sweatshop goods thus causing their economy to crumble. Then we'll pinch their noses, giggle, and run away.

Alternatively, we could just go there and raise holy hades.

How do we do that? This is my first war!

no idea

On h2g2, invasions mostly consist of annoying each other until one group gets fed up and starts ignoring the other. Here, have a batallion of expendable cannon fodder minions and go annoy the living daylights out of the Terranic Army

Or, as happened last time we got involved with the TA someone goes off in a sulk and whinges to the italics until they make the invaders leave.

Yeah, but this time we have a valid excuse. They, like Japan, Germany, and Antarctica, attacked first.