h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mangoes...

All I know is that some of the birds there could kill a T-rex.

What? Mangoes could kill a T-Rex?

Not sure, I haven't even seen a mango there, of course it doesn't help that they don't erase your memory with a beam you don't see after you leave Area 52...

So is the EA still being invaded? Is it still not too late to fight?

The Terranic Army seems to have forgotten about us which means its the perfect time to go counter-invade. I suggest attacking their officers quarters.

Wow, and I thought I killed the thread.

The only thing that can kill threads is kryptonite. Or the mods.

Yes, thos scooter gangs hate threads and will kill any they can if given the chance.

Thats why its important to be very quiet and don't make a smell.

Actually, I think I am partly responsible for killing the "Last one to Post here wins" thread.

BUT I DID IT IN THE NAME OF THING! I WAS STANDING UP FOR MY BELIEFS!!!

boo hiss. you destroyed suc a fun thread

Hey if those damn you-know-what-ites didn't waltz into our thread and tried to win in the name of I-can't-say then it wouldn't have happened!

Well it's just that Thursdayites, being possesed of above average intelligence, feel an obligation to help the intellectually stunted thingites

Really, would you like to see some of my test results?

Um... there's a joke response I could make to that, but I now realize that it wouldn't be appropriate. Oops.

Do we get a link to our counter invasion point?

Would it have anything to do with an STD or something like that? Pregnancy perhaps?

Are you Crazy Positive?