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J Posted Oct 8, 2005
Something that simple? I'd embellish it a bit, but your choice of course.
, His Vice Excellency, the Grand Pooh-Bah of Ohio, and the protector of her sheep and liberties.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 8, 2005
Nah. Simplicity is often a virtue. 
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J Posted Oct 8, 2005
In my experience, I've never found that.
How about EvilClaw, protector of Her Excellency and His Vice Excellency, the Grand Pooh-Bah of Ohio, and the protector of her sheep and liberties? 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 8, 2005
Sure as long as Commander of Presidential Army is mentioned somewhere. A link to the EA would get us some much appreciated traffic
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 8, 2005
and I wish to be Military Advisor...I mean...thass basically what I do here...and since EC listens to me...(mistake #...I lost count eons ago) i have the real power...anywho... 
I HEART PINK WIGS!!!
no...I'm not drunk...I solid...one cannot drink a solid...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 8, 2005
... Yeah... That. Mistake #42358234
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
Can I be the Robert Reich of your cabinet? You know, some kind of odd academic advisor on things science fictionary?
Jodan, you're a political expert - bet you've read 'Locked in the Cabinet', and know what I mean.
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
is it allowed to bump in without having read the blog?
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J Posted Oct 8, 2005
Sure, dmitri. But is this some way of saying you're... 
Vertically challenged?
You'll need a title though.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
Not especially. Just got about as much clue about politics as the good perfesser. Besides, in cyberspace I'm a humonguous 
, so I wouldn't have to climb on a chair to argue with the rest of the cabinet!
How about 'Special Advisor for Science Fiction Affairs'? And I promise to wear a Star Trek uniform or Doctor Who scarf or Red Dwarf t-shirt to every cabinet meeting. To lend tone to the proceedings, and remind us of our roots.
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J Posted Oct 8, 2005
Special Advisor for Science Fiction Affairs, sure! 
I'm not especially fond of, nor am I knowledgeable of science fiction. So I'll take care of the politics, and you take care of the scifi.
I do worry, though, that with all this niche positions, we won't have a... Secretary of Defense or State... or worse! 
I might not get an attractive personal assistant!
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
Is that a job application, Tav?
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
maybe, but I'm not sure wether I'm good for defense
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 8, 2005
Anyway, glad to whatever bit I can, and leave the big picture to the experts.
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