h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

u need help. ever concidared an imaginary friend? they might cure the bordom.

imaginary friends tend to betray me...
and im not that bored... i just have nothing else to do...
i'm seriously thinking about taking flying lessons... my dad had a plane... i got to fly it when i was really little...
and ford would be beyond jealous if i started flying before her...
muahahahaaaaa!
it's such a nice thought...

just like tonite was a pretty nice nite...
i can't wait til the band trip anymore... washington's the best city ever!!!

... i need another tylenol... i can feel my brain working again...

anyways i gotsta go...
for now



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Hey peoples whats hopinin



so wher is every body well i guess im alone who is this aaron kid all ye aussies seem to be intrested in is he cool from what iv heard after readin is hes an evil bastard that you would all like to see burn in HELL (even though such a place dont exist) so if he such a bastard why do you like him?
comon people throw me a frickin bone here

so who is 42 is she hot

im just tryin to make friends mates so bear


well mates i goa go mates

chears
damn ford damn ford he stole my line

Hey - who are you?

As far as I know, I'm the only Aussie on this thread, and I don't know if 42 is hot because I've never met her (I don't even know her real name) and she's taken already, by this Aaron dude.

I'll bear with you, don't worry...

Hey, little_migit? You ever heard of a comma or a period? You know, the little "." and "," things? I sware, your last post was one whole run-on-sentence! I had to read it twice just to under stand it. Please understand that these little anoying niggut-bit things bother me. I'm not a wack for grammer but, I do get annoyed by little annoying ignorant things, such as that. Any way, please try to avoid doing that, because it make my brain go all, WEAHHHHHHHHHHHMIIILLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAA!!!!

...so yeah?

first of all, who the hey are you?

and im getting paranoid again...

no, i dont want to see aaron burn in hell, he can just be a jerk sometimes, otherwise he's a total sweetheart.
and midnight's the only aussie... the rest of us are americans...
who all live in the same city except for fred... who lives across the country......


who are you?
42

yes, i know im replying to my own post again...
but dude... why is ur only convo the one about aaron???


42

me again... im on the phone with ford right now... here's what she has to say:

*hi, aaron! i hope you checked your brakes this morning! muahahahahaaa! aaron, why the hell are you on here??? i love you, you gave me free food! hahaha.

cheers
ford

ps: cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers*

that was ford...


this is me:

hi, aaron!
42

Is it just me... or is this little_migit person kind of freaky?

Hey little_migit? Stop scaring me... I'm just a little kid. Any way... why don't you beleive there's a hell? Do you have a religion? Do beleive there's a god?

Let me ask you this....

Do beleive in aliens?

That the universe lacks creativity?

Do you beleive that the Nothing will come?

Or do you beleive that the Nothing has come?

Do you beleive that humans evolved?

Or do you beleive we were made?

Do you beleive in puddles?

Do you beleive in food?

Are you a Yummist?

Do you beleice that there is a sock moster who eats matching socks?

Do you beleive that there is a fine line between crazy and insane?

Do you beleive in protecting earthworms?

Do you beleive in inanamate object's lives?

Do you beleive in eternal life?

Do you beleive in forever living gold fish?

Do you beleive in the opocolipse?

Do you beleive that I can't spell?

Do you beleive in punctuation?

Do you beleive in gay marriges?

Do you beleive in rights?

Do you beleive in races?

Do you beleive in oxygen?

Do you beleive in majic?

~~~~Let me ask you something else?....

Do you think I'm nuts?


I apoligise if I offended you little_migit, but polite people, who want "just make friends" don't tell random people that their boy friend's a b***ard, and then ask them, with out even getting to know them, if their hot. I'm sorry, but right now you seem to me as an illiterate, jack-assed pervert.

Don't worry. You can still clean up your first imprestion with me. Just pretend that none of this ever happened, and re-introduce your self to every one. Try to be friendly and then maybe we won't be so f*cking shocked, and we might be your friends. See what you've made me do? You made me cuss! I NEVER cuss! I'm just a little kid! WAAAAH!


Ok... now for my happiness quote....

"Smile.... or else!"


PS: I'm in a bad mood at the moment. I'm never usually like this. It's just another hurricane's gonna be here tonight and we're evacuating, and I prolly won't be on line. Life sucks.

wait? is it you? i dunno who the h*ll you are! tell me! im going even more crazy than i already am!!!!!

who are you??? kenny? tyler?? someone... anyone... do you know me? do i know you? cuz i dunno...

dude...
wtf????!??!!!!?

42

Whoa, that migit dude sure scared you guys. I liked your questions though, Fred. Do you believe in any of that stuff you listed?
I hope you're OK, what with all that evacuating and everything, btw. Is that Tropical Cyclone Jeanne or whatever that's made you leave? You must be getting really sick of it. Well, hang on tight, buddy, you'll be right.
42, next time you're on the phone to Ford, tell her I say hi and cheers and all that. I miss her on this thread. Who spilled Coke on her computer anyway? Tell her to get it fixed - and SOON!

GOOD LUCK, FRED!!!

im on the phone with ford again... told her everything you wanted me to midnight... i dont have a f***ing clue what she's talking about tho...
something about jokes...

i miss her on this thread too... i really miss the good ol' times when we were on the phone, msn, and on h2g2 at the same time. that was fun!... and who spilled coke on her comp? she did! and she says she doubts it'll ever get fixed... i kinda doubt it too.

anyways... i need to get some more tylenol... the last one is currently being further dissolved in my stomach... and messing up my brain...yes, once more i'm out of it...

well anyway ford's getting annoyed at me for typing too much while she's trying to talk to me so i better go.

dude...
42

yay! another smiley!

If I didn't know better(which I probably dont), I'd bet Little_Midgit is aaron!I mean it makes so much sense, hes atheist, explains the no god thing,hes really tall so naturally to disquise him self the words,little, or midgit. Third How would you get to this chat unless someone told him!So I say it is Aaron, in the library with the candlestick...er Aaron is Little_Midgit!



Dum...dum...dum...

i dunno who the heck it is!!!
it's really getting on my nerves too... airplane just flew by!
too bad ford isn't on here to reply to that last statement...

she's getting mad at me again...

ugh...
42

DUDE!! ITS AARON GET IT THROUGH YOUR SCULL! anyway... im at 42's house so ya... and my mom is a complete **** **** **** **** *** *** ***** ** * ** * ** ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure brandon and 42 and aaron agree with me!
cheers
ford
HEY AARON! CHEERS DAMN YOU!... sorry fred

ford just left my place... she got hauled off by her parents... *shudders*... poor thing. o well, im glad she's gone! she took my sweater and tied the sleeves behind my back so i had no choice but to hug myself! and then she pushed me down the stairs! ya... and then she called aaron to see if he'd laugh or tell her off (i forgot what he did... if ford even told me... did she??) right when i got the sweater off and she mentioned a knife so i found the nearest one.

and well.....


but i got to talk to aaron! yay!
well kinda...


but anyhoo i's gotsta go.


dude... STAY AWAY!
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Are you little_migit is Aaron? Did you ask him? If it is, hi Aaron!
FORD, GET YOUR DAMN COMPUTER FIXED!
Australia is a really boring country... zzzz

no... no one's sure who the heck little_migit is... we asked aaron a million times but he always says it isn't him. not that we entirely believe him... but... it could be anyone. travis... that would kinda make sense... not really.

anyways...

(im in class again... yes, i know im supposed to be working on my essay but i can do that at home cuz my comp isn't fried *cough cough* ford! *cough*!

im reallllyy hoping I don't get caught... Ms. Welton would totally kill me.... yay she's in her office right now! safe!

if only ford knew how to hide h2g2 during class...

ya... well I'm undoubtedly gonna be on here for a while cuz I have nothing else to do except work on my essay-- *shudders* --and until i get caught or ford comes into the tech center i'm staying on h2g2!

k... im sick again today... and im way out of it... i can't even understand myself on here.

...*listens... looks around cautiously for welton*... where is she?!... still in her office! yay!

see how paranoid i get when someone slams a door? o well... i really don't want to risk anything... especially my grades. why spring?! WHY?!

mmmmmmmm.... i don't feel that great anymore... and i had the last tylenol yesterday... ... not cool...

dude..............

well i gotsta go before im caught posting to a convo about my bf....


ugh...
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I hope you get well soon 42!

And i hope Ford gets her computer fixed!

In other news.... Yes I do beleive in some of the questions that I asked... but not all. They were just things I either wonder/ debate about. Anyway... I didn't mean to come across so mean. I just ment to scare little_migit away. I'm normally not that harsh. I'm just weird... the harshness wasn't me. It was my split personality Jim-bob. He gets a bit strained when we're stressed out. And the hurricane didn't help. Normally I keep him locked up in his padded cell in the back of my mind, but with all the stress, he must have checked through the fluff in the padding. Sorry guys it won't happen again. But little_migit still freaks me out.

By the way... all is good here. Sort of. We just lost part of our roof, and 3 huge trees are down (luckly none on our house) and everything is flooded, but at least our house is still there. We got power back today! yay! It was awful with out it! no Air condisioning! AHHHHHH! Anyway.... Yesterday I walked/ swam down the street to my best friend's house and We amused ourselves by tie-ing pool floats togeather and rafting down the street! Some rescue swamp buggy people took our picture. My dad, who was in peru during the hurricane, has to row to our house in an inflatable cannoo because his car wouldn't make it.

Today, wasn't as fun. All morning I did slave laybor, heaving the dead branches and debrey from our yard to the curb. It was hot, humid, and the moskitoes were terrible! Ugh! I'm so glad I'm back on h2g2! And I'm really getting tired of these stupid hurricanes! Grrrr.... I'm telling you, mother nature/ god/ budda/ alla/ puddles/ The Nothing/ Yumma/ Cows/ what ever supernatural being you beleive in... if any, must really be pissed at Florida. What is this? Like the 4th or 5th hurricane?! And there are more on the way!

I hope you people realize how lucky you are!

I know you don't get anything in Navada.. but do you get bad storms in Australia? If not... Can I move there? I really wanna leave the US!

Hello people. I'm gonna try and not be freaky like that other person was. I tracked this convo down through the music convo. Music is fun, so i searched it. I clicked on Ford_prefect and then I came to this convo. So don't kill me or anything... I just wanted to say hi!

---Have a nice day!