h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ya... same here... and i REALY hope my computer likes coke...i just read 42's mind! DUDE! she says hi!
dude! whats mine say?
SWEET! whats MINE say!?
and sniffles... SHUT UP! 42 and i both just said we hate you!
hehe lalla
cheers
ford

...what?

PS: hate is bad. love is good.

Eh thats ok. You always have. Thats what makes our friendship so fun!

what? i don't hate sniffles! i just said he's a weird creepy little dude addicted to those goddamn video games!!!!!

DEATH TO VIDEO GAMES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k... im better now... i think...
hey, im writing this one dumb essay for math and here's what i have so far:

I think we should study mathematics to modify the way society works for a better cause than conforming the minds of innocent cool people to become intelligent nerds guilty of taking over the solar system and bringing us closer to the end of the human world.
We should study mathematics to make cool people cooler and overtake the geeks!...
With a bunch of matrixes and stuff that are so cool-people-ly complex that the geeks have no idea what we're planning to destroy their reign of nerdness!

gay, isn't it?

i'll write another essay that's more down-to-earth, but for now... h
ehe this is so much fun!
wow im gonna be so fing tired tomorrow!
i wanna see how long i can make this post... hmmm...

HAHA! aaron is such a geek!! but he's a real sweetie... hope he doesn't find out i said that about him! what rep is he talking about anyway?
it's not like anyone knows who the hell he is!
o well... guys... aaron... my friend-turned-bf... *is lost in very nice daydream...*

SNIFFLES SAY A WORD AND I'LL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN!
ah! dude... i thnk someone's outside on the deck...
ooo! i hope it's aaron! that would be AWESOME if he came to say hi!!!!
*goes and walks outside...*

nah... it's too freakin cold out there... and im in a tank top right now...
anyhoo...
damn essay!
i can't think of anything to say except make up some dumbass story about geeks taking over the universe and how we should talk to Zaphod before we claim the solar system for ourselves!!

ugh!

AARON GET ON H2G2 DAMNIT!!!!! o well...
maybe later...
haha... im crazy about my bf yet i have nothing to say around him... damn!
and sorry if im swearing too much im just too damn hyper for my own damn good...
i should probably read the house rules before they kick me out on my sorry ass for swearing too much on a single post...
o well i'll just register back in as trillian...
even tho im about as smart as a rock...

anyways...
ill post again after sniffles does... damnit talk!!!!!!


WOOHOO! im goin to homecomin' with aaron!
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"No one knows what it's like to be a sad man"-Behind blue eyes-Limp Biskit

Anyways add something about me in your math essay, as I am the height of cool(next to aaron)

HEHEHE!

GO SLOW MUSHY SONGS!

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHE! *TWITCH*

HEHEHEHE...I think I've lost it...HEHEHE

AARON?! COOL??! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha yeah he is pretty cool and all... not why im goin out with him tho...
i just like him so much an dwe have a lot in common and he's such a sweetie sometimes!! and i loved his driving, but now it isn't as rough!
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

o well... i can change that... i hope...

it's so fun to have aaron as my bf!
and it's totally awesome to have a whole convo about him!
and only him!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well anyway i gotta get back to my f***ing essay... gayest thing ont he face of the earth but wtf can i complain about?
gotta do it...

GODDAMN IT!!!!
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We could complain about kenny....
or the fact my life sucks....
or the fact that....nvm

OMG! YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE CREEPY DUDE!!!


although it would be fun to complain about kenny!
i feel so sorry for ford and what that bastard did to her locker!!!
funny thing is i told him to do it...
hehehe...

o well...

DEATH TO DEODORANT!
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what he do locker possed by ford?

Okay, I'm curious. What did Ford and "that bastard" do to Kenny's locker?

And I don't think I registered my congrtulations to the happy couple (42 and Aaron), so here they are: congratulations!
(Honestly dude, I'm happy for you. No, really)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vergin ears! Ouch! Too many! Ouch! Bad! Ouch! Words! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


eek!.... ok.... I'm dead now.

O!!! SORRY FRED I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

umm... what to with the body now...
matches and lighter fluid, anyone? *cough cough* kyle *cough*

kyle's ford's brother's roommate or somethin... who kept matches, lighter fluid, and steak sause by his bed...
ford kept a sword by her bed... did i ever mention that?

o well

and again,

sorry fred!
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o ya, thanx for the congrats midnight!

IT MEANS SO MUCH!
*sobs*


woohoo! HE'S MINE!
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Fred! I'm so sorry! How can I ever make it up to you! I promise I will never swear in a thread without using heaps of these things *** to partially cover the word (unless of course I forget, in which case I triply apologise )

Yeah... what /are/ we going to do with the body?

It's ok, I can burry my self. Or Lizzy can. She sitting next to me. I'm in school. We're suposed to be reaserching "earthworms" for a speach project! Woo-hoo! Save the earthworms! Isn't that right Lizzy?... she says, "Peka-boo, i love earth worms." Yes shes strange like that. I have to go... or i'm gonna die. The teacher is right behind....



...I'm dead.

dude, how could you die twice? and so easily!
by the way i just had a tylenol so im not gonna make much sense for right now...
not that it matters cuz no one else is on....
hmmm...
ooo! i should start looking for new-this-week friends! (besides stupid sniffles)


dude....
ford still cant get on her comp...
kinda obvious...
and don't worry fred midnight and i will burry you to save you the time!

well i better get goin...

or not...
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ya ya ya, ik, im replying to my own post, but that's only cuz im bored!

well not that bored...
i have a feeling that it's snowing...
and i keep thinking it's four in the morning cuz i only woke up an hour and a half ago...

ooo... i found another comic that ford drew... the one where im laughing at the first comic she drew about aaron (who's reading this convo right now) and i fall out of the car... twice...
sad thing is that's a true story...
o ya i was holding a coke too! i remember that now!

stupid tylenol...

anyways i gotsa go... that's what alex always said... and then he blocked me.
jerk.

hmmm... when did it start... 1st sectional maybe.... dunno...
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yay i found a new smiley to last another couple days... i like the better tho...

anyways...

haha i just had to post this...

but i think i should go see a psychiatrist or something cuz i sound nothing less than bipolar on here... hahaha...


k im done now...
just had to post that....



dude...
42

*is once again bored*

........

i wonder if leo's online.... nope...


.........................................................

ugh...
tylenol's really taking a toll now...
*yawns*

dude...
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here i am again-- once more replying to my own post... but that's cuz it's a different day and no one's online right now... *is feeling unloved*

i still gotta start on my essay... i hope it turns out better than the one i did for math... even tho i got a hundred on it....

crap-- teacher's comin!
gotta go!


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