h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whateb\ver, your pissed at me and yer pissin me off so im not going to talkto you tonight
cya later cool down, dont have a melt down

o shit, i freaked out... i REALLY freaked out... y the hell'd i have to go off like that? i didn't mean it... shit i knew i was gonna...

dont care.... just cool down! thats all that matters

thanx dude... sorry i took it out on you...
i guess im just scared of losing him that's all and today was a total stress ride...

don't worry i've cooled down quite a bit. i just need to talk to him that's all... i seriously need to talk to him...
i reeeaaaallllly wish he was a "phone" person.

anyways...

flewlow, crahed, and burned but still made it out alive

erm? What, was all that about. never mind. I don't wan't to know. Probably something teen-age-er-ie, and I don't want any part of it. Oh and how do ya know little_midgit and Guess_who_ are aaron? You could be wrong ya know.

NICE TO SEE YOU'RE BACK FORD! WE MISSED YOU!!!

hmmm... i have a feeling little midgit might be kenny and guess who is colby....


i wonder i wonder...
jerks.

I MISSED YOU TOO FRED!!
it isnt really teenagerish/... more, stupid 2 yearold prank... ya
cheers
ford

hehe... POOR MICKEY!

stupid aaron.... but whatever you do ford, don't castrate the guy just to get back at him...

hehe me> NEVER!!!
cheers
ford

*takes aaron out of country*

i have a passport!
cheers
ford

*changes name and moves to africa, where u'll never find us! muahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaa!*

i have a friend in africa! i have connections all around the world so goodluck hiding!
cheersd
fordmc.... damnit!

whatever... good luck finding us since africa is like the best hiding place on the planet.

No - the best hiding place on the planet is the hall cupboard at my house. If you play hide and seek, nobody will find you there. and you end up sitting there for hours. The trick is not to use that spot too much or they'll find you within about three seconds.

well... now that you've mentioned it ford's bound to find us!
im so glad she's joining the military so i don't have to put up with her for very much longer

so, midnight, you haven't been on in a long time! sorry again to hear ur back at school... o well it's fun all the same.

but still, africa is the best hiding place ever! i was about to say europe but they have interpol there so screw that. but then again africa's infested with diseases and we'd die really soon... o well at least we'd die together! hopefully... probably... ummm...
hmmm... where else to go?... new zealand, maybe? anarctica... no... i still have a pathetic childhood fear of aliens down there even tho i watched that movie with aaron last week... ... ooo! i know! we'll go to south america!... or not... i dunno...
there's no safe place in this world! damnit!... sorry fred!


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Ford's joining the military? Is she aware that there's a war going on? Oh well, I hope she has a computer there anyway...

Maybe you could hide somewhere like an unknown alleyway in New York or something. Grow your hair long, don't bathe and soon enough, nobody will recognise you. It might also help to change your name - something like "Jane Smith" should do it. There are millions of people who disappear each year, but they can't all be dead, so unless they know something we don't, total disappearance is acheivable by any individual.

I know! *massive brainwave* You could hide at my house! I guarantee nobody will find you there (unless my mother decides to use something from that magic cupboard of ours, which I guess she will because it had vaccuum cleaners and stuff in it)

ya... she wants to die in a big fiery explosion about 50,000 feet above ground. sounds like her, doesn't it?

i've thought about new york... but i've watched too much law and order and she's good at hunting people down. she'd find us there. maybe aaron and i could just get a restraining order on her! that would totally rock! and don't worry, we'll keep your house in mind . is it fordproof tho? cuz i really hope it is...

I dunno if it's Fordproof - what ever you may think about Ford at this time, I'm not sure I think the same. I think Ford's a really cool person, so my house isn't Fordproof - sorry. But perhaps you could go to Tasmania or something. You know where Tasmania is, right? If not, I'll clue you in. Here's a map of Australia: http://www.spice.or.jp/~fisher/maps/australia.gif - and Tasmania's the little dot of land down the bottom, sort of triangular-shaped. Go to Hobart, which is it's capital city, and hide away there.

Also, if you look up a little further, you'll see Melbourne on the mainland - that's where my school is and the city where I am right now.

ooo! cool can i come visit?
... im not that angry at ford anymore right now tho... got kinda annoyed at aaron this morning... was it this morning? ya it was...

for some reason i smell like his car... i think...
hmmm...

flyhi