h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In repsonse to this thread F1670026?thread=1143647 my previous journal become contamintated by drug addled silliness, I'm locking all of you weirdos up in here and not letting you out til you get it out of your system. so there!

Ah, I place to REALLY feel at home.

I's too old for this stuff.

*knock, knock*

Excuse me.. this is a mistake.. I wasn't meant to be here..

This is exactly the same thing that happened to me when I visited that chocolate factory.

Drug-addled? How dare you suggest I need chemicals to enhance my silliness.
*slaps Jack with a wet *

Oi snot box let me out!

No. Not until you all admit that lipgloss is pretty much jam in a tube

Never! It's strawberry smelling goodness with only half the sugar of jam. With glitter.

its jam!!!!!!

Woohoo at last a place where sensible people are banned

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't worn lipgloss since I was at school

its jam in a tube, I swear it is, its sticky, it smells like jam, it must be jam

put some on then... and I will test it

I've never worn lipgloss. Am I missing anything?

No it makes your lips gooey

"its jam!!!!!!"

Actually, I think it's: "It's dare!"

I used to wear it at school because it wasn't classed as lipstick therefor we could get away with wearing it as it didn't break the 'No Makeup' rule, we classed it as make up but the school didn't

never did no wrong, never did no wrong, never did now wrong

It's Dare

I never wore lipglass when I went to school, I wore a blazer not on my lips though

I had a blazer too. Brown, it was. It looked simply unspeakable with the bottle-green tie and grey shirt. I know one of the lads *did* wear lipgloss, but that's another matter entirely. Last time I saw him, he was in a tight red leather dress... Suited him, actually.

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