h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well it is like this my dear YK-47...i was in the midst of my best spit yet when two bubble bees got in the way and well....you saw for yourself up there what happened.....was a rather sticky encounter to say the least
monsy

Bubble bees!? ... I'm going for a walk in Tokiwa forest.

and why don't you stay there.......give us all a break for a few days

Pleezzzzee!!!!....we could never hope to get that lucky LOL!!
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dadgummit!!..even my fish is getting hit with those blasted pigeons

The slack master said unto Booger:

"To Hock a perfect loogie, one must not draw the phlegm from the throat, one must draw the phlegm from the SOUL!"

Hooooooocccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

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"Someone pen up those pidgeons!"

[his hands are behind his back] Sorry, I'm back. And look who I brought with me! [holds out his right hand, revealing Pikachu, who quite literally spits sparks]

you brought a cartoon charactor that spits sparks?! well, i brought a bucket of water that should do quite well at shorting him out
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"now what the heck was that??!!
monsy

Looks as if a perfect loogie has shorted YK's pokemon!

*ptew!*

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"Look! An archer fish!"

score one for monsy's fish!!
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monsy

Monsy I thought I already discussed how the fish react to steriods with you

......and it isn't clever and it isn't pretty !!

FISH used SPIT! PIKACHU'S ATTACK fell! (Pikachu's HP: 27 of 32)
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK! (Fish's HP: 27 of 32) Sorry, this is getting silly.

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my fishies have arrived and are seem to be a bit on the happy side
i think they have been having a bit too much fun what do you think??
i mean just look at them....
monsy

Excuse me, I must take Pikachu to the Pokémon center...

"Happy little fishies, swimming around in happy little waves! LOOK! Here's the coastline! It has happy little trees which live there, and a happy little beach, where happy little crabs play! WATCH OUT! There's a V.C. in the TREES! HE'S OPENING UP ON US! AHHHHHHH! FRAG 'EM! FRAG 'EM! HE GOT SARGE! SH*T!"

(This joke will make no sense unless you ever watched that hippie painter guy on PBS who spent time in da 'nam!)

da Baron
Elvis has left the planet!

*scratches her head looks over at Baron and wonders if he has taken his medication today*
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darn pidgeons!!!
monsy

YUMPIN YIMMINEE! I yust KNOWED dere vas sumptin' I fergot! I gotz to go und take muh medication, yes I do! Duh med-uh-kay-shun is good for me, yes it is!

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"Eye'm a-wonderin' if someone can't make a fishin' pole and catch dat dere fishy!"

i don't know how good i am at fishing Baron but i will give it my best whirl
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how's dat?????
monsy

[cut to just outside a Pokémon Center] Okay, Pikachu. Get in the ball, now. [He drops a Pokéball on Pikachu, who instead of disappearing tosses it back to YK-47.] Hey, Pikachu, you have to get in the ball. [tries again with the same result] Look, Pikachu, we simply can't heal you if you don't get in the ball. [Tosses the Pokéball to Pikachu. As Pikachu starts to toss it back, cut back to the previous shot.]`

It would appear that you've caught a whopper there, Monsy! That poor little smiley fellow can at least get a break from flying archer fish (for the nonce). They spit ever so much more than your average human or pidgeon, for that matter!

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"Whoops! A school of 'em! MAN THE LONGBOATS! READY THE HARPOONS! I'll get that YELLOW FISHY if it's the LAST THING I DO- or my name isn't CAPTAIN ARAB!"

Oh, it isn't? *snicker* *snicker*