h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why isn't Handel's Water Music played or recorded under water ?

Would Brahms lullaby have to be played in a tree by the orchestra, as a shrub would be too low to the ground (like something as below) ?

"Rock-a-bye, baby
In the treetop
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And down will come baby
Cradle and all"

The song Silent Night! with the mute button pressed, otherwise how can it be silent ?

(film) "sleepless in Seattle" that's either a profit gain for the drug companies or one hell of a medical problem

"I'd like to take you on a slow boat to China!" oh come on! there's high speed catamarans now-a-days

ok! you've got the gist now or should have

so! lets get the twists and double meanings going ok. LOL!

AC/DC, highway to hell

chris rea, road to hell

both performed on the M25

'I Talk to the Trees', performed in an ancient Druid sanctuary?

Or 'We Will Rock You', at Stonehenge?

stonehenge by spinal tap performed at stonehenge??????

with 18 inch henge and dancing dwarfs

sing a song of sixpence - has anyone change for a two bob coin

"I talk to the trees" THAT'S why they took me away



(what a nice straight jacket)

'Mississippi Squirrel Revival' in my backyard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

I'll write anything in to google to see what happens

That's the song, Prof.

you do realise, that now I've got to hear it all way through

done and oh nuts

Pascagoula is a real town. The First Self-Righteous Church is, of course, fictional...though not by much...

don't look Etheltoo late! she was incensed
I remember his hit over here

tony christie driving around texas singing, is this the way to ammarillo??

hammering an rillo is illegal you know

hammer brillo

Why is it that if you fill out an application form and, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I'm not allowed to put: "DOCTOR"

There is actually a place called Katzenelnbogen. But it's not by the sea.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=katzenelnbogen&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=54.753001,61.962891&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Katzenelnbogen,+Rhein-Lahn-Kreis,+Rhineland-Palatinate,+Germany&ll=50.267728,7.977104&spn=0.087342,0.121021&z=13&iwloc=A

global warming it will be

The Police - "Walking On The Moon" - played on the film set where they filmed the fake moon landings in 1969...