h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's the rudest combination of smilies you can come up with?

I almost posted the following in a different conversation (context is everything, people!):



There have to be people out there who can top that.

RF

etc.



I did it by accident once...

RF

No ? Not even a ?



Speaking of which,

I knew that h2g2 wouldn't fail me.

Don't know what you mean... it's all perfectly innocent...

Look at this smiley closely, and you'll realise it's actually a plateful of dismembered body parts diced up by an albino penguin wielding a chainsaw.

Tasteless?

Well, I wouldn't know.

PP

Am I the only one looking back at Pinniped's post and thinking he's quite disturbed...?

(apologies if Pinniped is a she, not a he, I had a look at their personal space, and while I did have a good laugh, I didn't get any useful clues....)

I think you'll find its the penguins who are disturbed.

And we're all he, except the albatross and the whale.

Yes, the penguins are very disturbed, our homes keep breaking up beneath us. I blame the younger penguins because they keep hiding the chainsaws in the snow and slicing the icebergs in half.