h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would anyone like to go out with me? Female please.

Out where? And what exactly do you have to offer? And why not the H2G2 matchmaking page? (there is one here somewhere, i saw it once) Do you mean in reality, or cyberspace? How tall are you? Do you eat meat? Do you feel as though you are being interrogated yet?

I haven't decided, not much, I didn't know there was a matchmaker page, which would you like, 5' 8" last time I checked, yes but not only that, a little bit.

You didn't ask me about age. Does that matte? I haven't told anyone here how old I am.

If it's cyberspace only, age dosen't matter. I don't think I've told anyone my age either.

Don't take it personally, but I don't think I can go out you anyway. Sorry.

If you want romantic advice though, feel free to ask.


Bye.

thanks for turning me down easily.

Perhaps this isn't the best way to get a date.

I don't suppose you've tried hanging around in sleazy bars yet?

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Hello Are you really the princess of the universe? Wow.

Yes i am. though it is the univeres of the great bob, who lives on planet bob, which resides in the light bulb next to my computer. and you are?

Uh... Mr. Indifferent the Patron Saint of Uncertainty. But most people call me Mr. I. You can call me Indy, if you like.

well hello Indy

hello.

I'm in an annoyingly good mood today. Care to dance?

~Does the Wings Shuffle~

The waltz?

I really don't know how to dance at all. The Wings Shuffle is easy because you make it up as you go. But you have to have wings.

How do you waltz?

its pretty easy I can't describe it right now. if i start dancing with someone so.. But i do have wings!

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but the link is dead. How can anyone know if they can score and how good they are at scoring if its dead??

Hey Buff

Sleazy bars don't work, been trying that for years...

Penny

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O. And I was going to try that one next How do you tell the difference between sleazy and non-sleazy bars then? I 'spect I'll find out by which ones they won't let me in eh?

H&K
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