Greetings and salutations from OolonFlux!
I am a 1972, no frills model, short and stacked. Most compatible with non-standard configurations - I don't interface well with proprietary programs. High-tolerance, low-maintenance system. I come equipped with four replicant programs and my reproduction module has been deactivated. Above average artificial intelligence with sub-routines for dry humor, avid book reading and all levels of geekery. You are programmed for honesty, faithful and loyal service to a singular unit, above average intelligence, with charm and humor sub-routines. Programmatic acquisition of my impending desideratum highly desirable.
I am from Wisconsin.
You can read more about Wisconsin by reading the guide entry that I wrote about my home state!
- The burning questions...
- Why do fools fall in love?
- Why is the sky blue?
- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
- If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
- Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'
~The Guide~
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Last Updated 02.05.15
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| hello from Wisconsin | Aug 23, 2004 |
| Update | Oct 8, 2003 |
| must know | Jun 21, 2001 |
| Hey Trillian | Sep 21, 2000 |
| Hi from an old friend | Aug 30, 2000 |
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| Where are our researchers from? | Aug 23, 2000 | May 8, 2009 |
| Danger Mouse Petition | Aug 29, 2000 | Mar 24, 2007 |
| Fox | Aug 30, 2000 | Jan 2, 2007 |
| Update | Oct 8, 2003 | No Replies |
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