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Will anyone go out with me?

Post 1

Researcher 140051

Would anyone like to go out with me? Female please.


Will anyone go out with me?

Post 2

Buff

Out where? And what exactly do you have to offer? And why not the H2G2 matchmaking page? (there is one here somewhere, i saw it once) Do you mean in reality, or cyberspace? How tall are you? Do you eat meat? Do you feel as though you are being interrogated yet?

smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Researcher 140051

I haven't decided, not much, I didn't know there was a matchmaker page, which would you like, 5' 8" last time I checked, yes but not only that, a little bit.

You didn't ask me about age. Does that matte? I haven't told anyone here how old I am.


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Post 4

Buff

If it's cyberspace only, age dosen't matter. I don't think I've told anyone my age either.

Don't take it personally, but I don't think I can go out you anyway. Sorry.

If you want romantic advice though, feel free to ask.


Bye. smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Researcher 140051

thanks for turning me down easily.

Perhaps this isn't the best way to get a date.


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Post 6

Buff

I don't suppose you've tried hanging around in sleazy bars yet?


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Post 7

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

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Post 8

Researcher 140051

Hello smiley - smiley Are you really the princess of the universe? Wow.


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Post 9

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

Yes i am. though it is the univeres of the great bob, who lives on planet bob, which resides in the light bulb next to my computer. and you are?


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Post 10

Researcher 140051

Uh... Mr. Indifferent the Patron Saint of Uncertainty. But most people call me Mr. I. You can call me Indy, if you like.


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Post 11

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

well hello Indy


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Post 12

Researcher 140051

smiley - smiley hello.

I'm in an annoyingly good mood today. Care to dance?

~Does the Wings Shuffle~


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Post 13

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

The waltz?


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Post 14

Researcher 140051

I really don't know how to dance at all. The Wings Shuffle is easy because you make it up as you go. But you have to have wings.

How do you waltz?


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Post 15

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

its pretty easy I can't describe it right now. if i start dancing with someone so.. But i do have wings!


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Oolon Flux

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Your digital dating application is in the mail...

Post 17

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

but the link is dead. How can anyone know if they can score and how good they are at scoring if its dead??


Your digital dating application is in the mail...

Post 18

Penny Pitstop

Hey Buff

Sleazy bars don't work, been trying that for years... smiley - winkeye

Penny smiley - smiley


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Oolon Flux

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Your digital dating application is in the mail...

Post 20

Zed

O. And I was going to try that one next smiley - winkeye How do you tell the difference between sleazy and non-sleazy bars then? I 'spect I'll find out by which ones they won't let me in eh?

H&K
Z


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