h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I need some! Will you be mine? I'm a pretty fun guy when you get to know me!

I set out to find a friend, A friend I could not see. I set out to be a friend And friends just flocked to me. In other words, don't just say 'Be my friend'. Be friendly. Or if, as your personal space suggests, you like to rant, join P.U.D.D.I.N.G. That's People United in Defence of Depression, Irritability and Natural Grumpyness. You'll find plenty of like-minded people there, including me. You can sign up here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F90040?thread=272044&latest=1

If you want to be someones friend, then join their freinds lists and join in their conversations. As you contribute more to the website, the more we'll notice you!

That sounds too much like hard work!

It's definitely too much like hard work... You wouldn't get me poking my nose in wherever I feel like it...

I'll let you eat lunch with me as long as you don't eat my fries.

*nicks some of your drink*

ok, no fries... got it...

Thanks all! Pardon my ignorance!

We will, if you promise not to do it again.

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song. I will try not to sing out of key!

I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends

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I had a friend once. He ran off with my candy floss, but not before decorating the bed with juice. Beds and brine don't mix. Neither do and s, but that's a different kettle of .