h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am come who is resurrected.

There is only one Nighthoover.

Happy Halloween.

Well it can't be 2legs, not enough spelling mistakes and far too polite and sensible.

Maybe it's one of the giggling gerties?

And someone who's up at 5am GMT.

Good evidence trail there!

(Who are the giggling gerties?)

Queen of the Giggling Gerties: U551837

Any one any good at anagrams?

I am Nighthoover and so is my dustpan.

Kripes. And, err... welcome back nighthoover, you've something of a cult following in these ere parts

So we gather.

hi, i am back, and though it seems many years have past since september 2001 it is like i never left. hello.

Right. So why does neither of you jokers have nighthoover's U-number? I refuse to believe it, you can call me a doubting Thomas now

Oh God I can tell where this is headed...It'll be Tony Curtises all over the place, and Deja Vu all over again!

i registered in september 2001, before single sign on and now cannot access the holy most hooverable account of them all.
and hi, I'm back.

Ah, then you're not nighthoover, something simple like that wouldn't be beyond nighthoover's capabilities. So there

I am Nighthoover, and so is my leotard.

I'm Tony Curtis and so is my badger.

I'm about to unsub from this thread, dunno why I ever came here

Too late: you've been touched by Nighthoover's ceiling corner attachment.

I'm tony curtis and so is my nighthoover
no, hang on.
I'm nighthoover and so is my tony curtis.

That something like a noodly appendage?

Indeed it is much like a noodly appendage, but much better. It gets rid of cobwebs: not many noodly appendages can do that.