h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hang on, im getting confused, please can the real nighthoover give me a sign?If you dont know if your nighthoover or not your either having an identity crisis or just not nighthoover.*Waits for complete havoc involving nighthoovers, tony curtis` and a few spartacus`*

(pushes 'low flying aircraft' sign in direction of previous post)

How come I have your hangover? Or is it my hangover? Maybe its a flyover!

Flyover? hangover? pullover? cardagaen? whatever it is its notover until the hoover sings s w i n g

lettuce

spry.

err... yea thriley so

for once again cometh the time to hoover

yea thriley so, lettuce fall over.

most eliquently put brother lettuce visit A&E

I think you've all lost your collective minds.

My brain hurts.

Don't look at me, I just smoked my toenail clippings as suggested and I think my left hand side has ... suffered some kind of major alement.

I used to be so normal. Now I can only twiddle my faulse moustache and do an evil cackle and ponder on the pointlessness of pontificating over toenailclipingness

Hey did you hear the good news? When we go on to the new sign on system next year it will be possible to actually cancel accounts Then we shall see the return and de-resurrection of the real n*ghth**v*r, putting an end to all imposters and infidels and finally giving us all everlasting peace.

I yearn for ever lasting yeast. err peas... err, nope, thats never ending batterys that I mainly yearn for Maybe they'll give us ever lasting batterys as well the hoovery one will of course one day return, for it is the case that the hoovery one never left... you can't leave...

Did I hear the words 'Cancel accounts'? N-o-o-o-! the world of h2g2 might end if people were allowed to come *and* go.

Exactly. no cancel nighthoover couldn't cancel their account, therefore nighthoover is here forever one day to return