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Things do do under a table

Post 1

Jozcoz

1) Hide from the bird men


Things do do under a table

Post 2

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

Enlarge your used chewing gum collection....


Things do do under a table

Post 3

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.


drink a man underneath it1


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Play 'footsy'


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Post 5

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

Bang your head.Thats what most people do.


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Post 6

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Get paid.


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Post 7

Beatrice

Take the shortest route to the loo.

(As done by my daughter, when surrounded by noisily engrossed family members at a dinner party)


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Post 8

A Super Furry Animal

Pass brown envelopes stuffed full with low-denomination notes to corrupt football managers, suppliers of illegal substances, and tabloid journalists.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Things do do under a table

Post 9

flat-baja

do a monica lewinsky


Things do do under a table

Post 10

loonycat - run out of fizz

Feed the smiley - dog scraps of food


Things do do under a table

Post 11

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

If British: Hide from the rampaging German hordes! You know they're upto something when they go quiet for a few years.


Things do do under a table

Post 12

Cookiecate

Sit underneath it and refuse to come out, what else?


Things do do under a table

Post 13

loonycat - run out of fizz

Kick your sibling (I never did that obviously)


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Post 14

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

If USian: Hide from the rampaging Soviet Empire! You know that entire collapse thing was just a cunning KGB ploy.


Things do do under a table

Post 15

Jozcoz

pick mouldy lasagne off the floor


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Post 16

Cookiecate

Catch crumbs from the rich man's tablesmiley - wah


Things do do under a table

Post 17

Jozcoz

Pick someones pocket


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Post 18

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

'Go down' on someone who's not expecting it smiley - erm


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Post 19

Pink Paisley

Bonk.

(or was that covered in post 5?)

PP


Things do do under a table

Post 20

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

Not what i was on about.


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