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Do we care??????

I'm ill and bedrdden!! Opps. Sorry

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Of course we care, also we are incredibley nosey and want to know any problems you have. Please do not leave out any gory details or marital aids. We need to know the entire problem with all personal details so that we may be of assistance or just laugh. sorry I mean help

Come along now. I am really disappointed that we haven't had problems to share, I mean is there no gossip out there?

Hi,


I'm all alone no one is getting back to me via the threads i'm sending out
*sod it i'll go and watch X-factor*

Nooooooooooooo not X Factor, tell me all about your problems don't hold anything back, I am a nosey old cow and I won't make you feel any better but I charge loads of dosh per hour.

Once upon a time we had a agony page. What happened to that?

RF

Was that only for pirates?

Did it get much traffic?



DL

Templar had an agony page somewhere. What happened to that?

Maybe it just could not cope anymore

Thats more like it people at the end of their tether go for it bring it on.

My brother has run off with my aunties son my dads having an affair with
with his uncles wifes sister My mother fancies boris our dog and cousin evan is out chasing sheep is this normal

First we have to ask ourselves "What is normal?"

The only problem I see on the horizon is a very cross letter from the RSPCA if the cousin Evan is actually worrying the sheep.

Apart from that yup your family seems very normal, I mean can you imagine all that as a plot for a new soap. Actually yes I can. It would be beautiful full of country folk and set in the Welsh Valleys.

But we dont mention uncle Arthur i'm sure our pet canary will get over it

Don't feel too bad about the canary it happens in the best of homes, most of them mental homes but cheer up it could have been a parrot and then he would have talked about it.

Our parrot never talks after its encounter with cousin paxo

>> Was that only for pirates?

No, it was for general agony-type problems as well. Although a lot of people did seem to have -related issues.

The answers did seem to have a buccaneering flavour, though.

>> Did it get much traffic? <<

You'd be surprised at how much it got!

RF

I think I'm falling in love with my computer table is this normal?

Is this a private agony or can we all join in?
I have to manage a disjointed, sick, moaning, troublesome,confrontational,agressive bunch of people - any suggestions? Apart from a gun?

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