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Post 21

steve-paul ---- no lyrics!!<wah>

they need to see a doctor, i don't know what disjointed, sick, moaning, troublesome,confrontational and agressive are symptoms for but it doesn't sound goodsmiley - biggrin. Send them to a hospitalsmiley - doctor


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Post 22

lurchmode

My computer table has rejected me I have an axe is this normalsmiley - sadface


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Post 23

Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick

I have had a fight with a best friend and we are now no longer friends.

I cry all the time now!!!


PRC
(Truth be told he was my ex smiley - blush)


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Post 24

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

Everyone has fights with friends.


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Post 25

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

If you didn't fight with your friends it wuold mean that one of you isn't paying attention and, therefore, not much of a friend.


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Post 26

Cookiecate

expat, I am probably too late but I hope you looked those whingers right in the eye and told them to ****~~~###++*@@ I always find that does the trick.


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Post 27

Ridge57

My cat is in league with oburate penguins from the aquarium and they are here to collect an overdue bill, the horror, the horror.


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Post 28

Cookiecate

Just make sure that the penguins are not in league with the devil, it has been known you know. It has something to do with the way they dress. Advise using garlic penguins are afraid of garlic and the cross. Of course that could be werewolves I always get them confused.


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Post 29

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

Dear agony aunt,
I have a pathological hatred and a wish to harm or murder agony aunts, please stand a little closer.....


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Post 30

lurchmode

Me and my axe are very close and it talks to me is this normalsmiley - biggrin


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Post 31

Cookiecate

Strangely, hate is a very emotive word my dear as is pathological and harm also murder aint easy. Now steady on love and count to at least 4000000 before you strike out.


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Post 32

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

10,000, 000 and one, WACK soz too late...
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Lurch, loving your axe is OK, afer all some people have an axe to grind!


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Post 33

Cookiecate

You could have taken my eye out, good thing I stepped back in the nick of time. Is this a case of love me love my axe?


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Post 34

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

As Hendrix once said, "I love my axe man".
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Dear agony aunt (deceased),
I am off today and as it is a dull morning I have lit 3 candles and am going to be good to myself and watch a film, is this cruel and unusual behavour to myself?
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3 candles? Fork handles more like!


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Post 35

lurchmode

I have told him if he attacks any more people he's for the chopsmiley - winkeye


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Post 36

Cookiecate

I can tell you have a few issues however we can work through them. Now do you really want to change? By the way enjoy your candles and films and please be careful with that chopper.


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Post 37

lurchmode

I'm now back to two finger typeingsmiley - sadface


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Post 38

Cookiecate

Where did all the other fingers go?


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Post 39

lurchmode

never argue with an axe smiley - erm


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Post 40

Cookiecate

Now that is agony.


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