h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as a tribute to marvin the paranoid android,i feel it is only fair that we have a thread where people can winge endlessly about things that are utterly deppressing. so dont be shy, come along and have a moan about life's annoying little idiosyncrasies...

Getting snowed in.

I'm not sure where to start lol, I live near some neighbours from hell who are supposed to be being evicted but now seems they are staying because they have to be given apparantly 7 chances!

There's still about a month to go until shortest day and even then we have months to wait until we can expect anything remotely resembling warm pleasant weather.

Eastenders is the most watched programme.

Westlife still release records.

People like me come on H2 moaning about anything and everything.

I'm too depressed to moan......

Wolfden being an ungrateful wretch and not appreciating snow.

Me not getting snowed in.

I never moan

Happy people, like real people, but happy.

stopped smoking today. feels like hell
i have a cold.
the climate here is below freezing.
manufactured pop bands have taken over the world.
reality tv has taken over the world.
george bush has taken over the world.

People making out I am a bad guy

Lack of snow in Swindon.

Swindon.

The utter philistines who won't get the song reference in the header of this post.

Being called an ungreatful wretch when I was only joking about being snowed in because we are not snowed in.

children screaming at me in thier whiny banshee-like voices.
dont have anything against children, just would rather that they didnt scream at me.
or throw food all over me.
or rip the pages of my new book.
or become indefatiguably attached to my left leg.

Being on pre moderation

Trying to reply to LW when he's on premod

cold chips

See what I mean.

nicotine!!!!!!!!!(lack of)

boo hoo boo hoo

Being 'piggy in the middle' when my 18 yr old son and 55 yr old partner have an argument. Sometimes it's difficult to tell which is the teenager and which is the (supposedly) mature adult...I get:

"mum to him blah, blah, blah"
"Sandra tell him blah, blah, blah"

I've told them both, while they're arguing and quietly on their own, I don't want to be piggy in the middle!

I've had enough, from now on I will just say "oink, oink, oink" and let them get on with it, unless it gets violent, and then I'll pound my little fists on the one least likely to lash back without thinking, that'd be my partner.

Emmily

The shops are packed and it's not even December!