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Limericks - the quarter century!
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 24, 2000
Started to feel a little tingle
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JOTD: Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?
Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 24, 2000
As they struck up a Pythonesque song!
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Always look on the bright side of life
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 25, 2000
or the child of your mother
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 26, 2000
Or even your brother
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JOTD: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
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TowelMaster Posted May 30, 2000
Comes at you with a knife...
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You can have fun with telekinesis...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2000
or, so I wrote in my thesis...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2000
and called me a fool
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TowelMaster Posted May 30, 2000
But at my work I can give myself raises...
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Eat grass, the doctor said...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2000
with a lovely short lawn,
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 1, 2000
With the sheets missing from your bed
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JOTD: He who hesitates is last
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 1, 2000
I'm on holidays next week
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JOTD: He who hesitates is last
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Anonymouse Posted Jun 2, 2000
Hmm. Where's the limerick (You really don't expect me to try 'catching up' now do you?? 
) lessee...
I'm on holidays next week
Looking for a not-so-meek
He who hesitates is last
No, no.. those can't be it...
There once was a gent from South Hampton
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Anonymouse Posted Jun 2, 2000
He did? Really? Who?
Well, we do need a new...
So I already went off and done one...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=55487
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