h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When it's half a mile up to the ground.

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When NASA fired off their Mars Probe

(continuing the spatial theme)

I watched from afar in my bath robe

Then a yellow duck came along

Singing a space song

But now he's flat on the road.

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The man in the moon went to bed.

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So the moon would resemble his head

But the sun showed up

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Like a giant Andrex pup

And fell down from the sky like a ton of lead (or led).

"Wake up Wake up you " it said

When greeting the Bishop of York

It's wise to pass him some pork

Unless he is jewish

In which case give him some boiled fish

Wait - The Archbish would be Christian I'd've thought



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There was a girl at a party

She arrived dressed up all tarty.

She ducked out the back
With Bob and with Jack

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But not Ben cos he is a farty

I got four new PCs today