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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 1

DelphicOracle

A woodsman went out with his axe


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 2

Nilchii

Though he'd harvested five tons of flax


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 3

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

A very odd practice


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 4

RSBohn

Because he in fact is


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Post 5

Fate Amenable To Change

A highly acclaimed sculpter of wax!
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'My Word!' cried a man with a trolley


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 6

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Golly! I've no lolly to buy a brolly!

(tee hee hee - used them all up!)


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 7

Bruce

The rain it is teeming


;^)#


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 8

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Sky full of leeming


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 9

Luna(Queen of Hearts)

to upset one's friends is a folly

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The face on the moon looks quite sad


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 10

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Like an old hound dog who's been bad


Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?

Post 11

DelphicOracle

The Earth asked it why


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Post 12

Merkin

As it started to cry


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Post 13

The Great Luna

Which all made the sun rather mad


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Post 14

Orcus

(New start)

Sir Cliff has reached number one!


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Post 15

Merkin

Though his song makes me reach for my gun


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Post 16

JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin')

Its tune really sucks!


Limericks 20 - Oh, there you are.

Post 17

DelphicOracle

But he'll rake in the bucks


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Post 18

Orcus

If you see him set your phasers to Stun

(or is that kill?!)

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A professor from Dar Es Salaam


Limericks 20 - Oh, there you are.

Post 19

JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin')

Had an affinity for things made with spaam (spam)


Limericks 20 - Oh, there you are.

Post 20

RSBohn

To sculpt was his passion


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