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Limericks 20 - Oh, there you are.
DelphicOracle Posted Nov 30, 1999
From tinned meat, he did fashion
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 30, 1999
A scale model of the neutron bomb (sorry, it was the best sort-of-rhyme I could come up with)
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A Finnish fisherman named Phil
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 30, 1999
Fought feircely with his friend to fill
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 30, 1999
For a grand seafood dish
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 30, 1999
But the smell made Phil feel quite ill
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Bill gates bought a new car last week
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 30, 1999
From a salesman named James Vanderbeek
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 1, 1999
On the tough side of town
Exciting news: Limericks has been accepted as an official guide entry. Check it out at http://www.h2g2.com/A218206
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Bruce Posted Dec 1, 1999
Fixed by point, click & reboot - the geek 
;^)#
eeek I can't think of a new 1st line so someone else can have it.
Good news on the approved guide entry 
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 1, 1999
Limericks are funny things, says Bob
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 1, 1999
"They're a shapeless but literary blob."
(Don't ask what that means)
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 1, 1999
as she spoke to the nun who had lied
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 1, 1999
"You told me a fib!"
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 1, 1999
That chop wasn't grilled it was fried!
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- 28: Bruce (Dec 1, 1999)
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