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Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
There was once a beautiful lass with acne
Who stayed in a flat East of Hackney
Just round the corner
A cat that adored her
With a bloke who suff'ring from chapped knee.
...............
There was a tall vicar from Hull
Who had a steel plate in his skull
with a phobia of magnets
Tied to the tails of cats
And he kept all his pencils quite dull
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
He ate too much legume
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
A gent with a ciggy did singe
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
The cuke he did pare
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Bruce Posted Nov 20, 1999
The author even said "Nobody likes a smartass"
;^)#
Lim 20 http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=28647
(never disregard the blatantly obvious as bait
)
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
A shapely cucumber named Freddie
Like a boy scout was always ready
But his mate the tomato
Like his sister the potato
Had headaches more often than Betty.
(Bruce finished the second one. )
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Bruce Posted Nov 20, 1999
LOL - I thought I'd finished both
;^)#
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Anonymouse Posted Jun 2, 2000
I only saw one.
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