This is the Message Centre for Merkin

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RangaKoo

With thier sister called Elsie


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Merkin

They all lived in Chelsea


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DelphicOracle

But now they lie stuffed on a shalf.

(Groan...)

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Lord Nelson climbed up on a mast


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Orcus

And what he saw left him aghast


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Nilchii

A beached, smelly whale


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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

with one finger nail


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DelphicOracle

And a whaling ship wedged up its.... blowhole.

(Must.... stop...)

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Young girls are impressed by fast cars



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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

its like you come from mars


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Orcus

Ferraris are best


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Nilchii

As they outpace the rest


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Merkin

But they don't look that good with Bull Bars!!


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Merkin

New String in 10 seconds and counting

10.........

9.........

8.......

7.....

*hurries off*


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Fate Amenable To Change

Go on then Merkin, don't delay!


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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

so we can have our tumpty tumpty day


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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Stay out of the sun


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Post 136

Dancing Ermine

You can still have some fun


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

While the rest of us go off to play

3smiley - biggrin


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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(new start)

This planet is getting quite grubby


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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

How about taking this to the other thread?


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Anonymouse

Said a mongoose one day to her hubby.


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