h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

he lost all bar one tooth

When attempting to eat humble pie

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Now vot iz de matter wiz Mary?

Zhe zeems to be qvite contrary,

but her garden, it blooms!

Fate it seems, looms

;^)#

And Mary had better be wary

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There was a patrolman in Wister...

Who had a really cute sister

whose billyclub gave him a blister

On the back of the knee

While swatting a flea

;^)#

I'd say just move the billyclub line to the end and you've got a limerick.

There once was a fisher from Dover

Who smoked what he thought was pure clover.

but it was covered in spit

But it still had a hit

Cos he turned green and tingly all over

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I've a terrible memory these days

Since zapped with with those alien rays

With a mind like a sieve

I forget where I live

My mind is too much in a haze...
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I've a pet dead man whose name was Alf

My brother's got one called Ralph