h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Caught a fly as it buzzed through the door

Not impressed by this snack

It tossed its head back
And puked it back up for an encore.

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Stars recieve when gut spilling

(as in telling all - nothing grouse)

They all should know better

But if no-one's hurt, then let her

If she's ready and able and willing.

(Wot was that one all about, then? Back to something more traditional...)
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There was a young lady girl from the Humber

Please use your mainds to delete "lady" from the above sentence.
I am just not with it today...

Who just loved to dance the rhumba

;^)#

When she wiggled her hips

The sauce dripped off her chips

And these chips aren't made out of lumber!
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It's raining a lot outside

Encouraging things from the darkside

They lurk in the shade

Of the light, they're afraid

And from them you'd better hide.
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A woman who lived in Vancouver

Fell in love with J. Edgar Hoover

Before he dressed as a girl

;^)#

The arrogant churl

Bent cops living in clover

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One day whilst bungy jumping