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Post 21

Bruce

Here I stand, broken hearted smiley - winkeye


;^)#


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Post 22

Jonny

It all seemed so right when it started


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Post 23

DelphicOracle

I thought it was fate


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Post 24

Merkin

got me into this state


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Post 25

DelphicOracle

But the whole thing went sour when he... left me. smiley - smiley

(Couldn't resist it!)

*****

When Jack and Jill went up the hill


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Post 26

Merkin

They bounded up with consummate skill


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Post 27

Fate Amenable To Change

but coming back down


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Post 28

Bruce

Jack played the clown

;^)#


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Post 29

Whammy

His remains will be shipped back to Jill.


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Post 30

Jenny and Fred the cheese

whilst basking in front of the fridge

incidentally is anyone interested in a game of cake? it's basically mornington crescent with food, very amusing. http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=11131&thread=26700


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Post 31

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

singing "take it to the bridge",


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Post 32

Jenny and Fred the cheese

i ate a large cheese


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Post 33

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Full of maggots and fleas


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Post 34

Mustapha

The maggots were chewy


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Post 35

Fate Amenable To Change

It wasn't food, more like sewage..


Taking Mustaphas as first line

The Maggots were chewy
My name isn't Louie


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Post 36

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

And the third line is far too long


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Post 37

RangaKoo

Reminiscant of a poorly planned song


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Post 38

Fate Amenable To Change

poorly planned and absolute hooey
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There was a young girl from Slovakia


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Post 39

Bruce

She left when the weather was parkier smiley - winkeye

;^)#


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Post 40

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

She zipped up her coat


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